Man buys old Iraqi tank and discovers gold bars...

[davbrucas]

Decides to notify authorities. There is absolutely no way in Hell I wouldn't have stashed those bars. This guy's an idiot.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/saddam-hussein-apos-gold-discovered-145038504.html

[Baron Von Crowder]

uh, yeah, we found these 1̶0̶ uh 5 gold bars in this tank...

[Craizie]

He might need a dumb mother fucker award.

[BP]

He owns http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk and the local government has a giant boner for him. I doubt he'd be able to hide that much gold from them for long and he sure couldn't smuggle it out since it's probably on their no fly list.

[Craizie]

He owns http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk and the local government has a giant boner for him. I doubt he'd be able to hide that much gold from them for long and he sure couldn't smuggle it out since it's probably on their no fly list.

Gold on a no fly list?

Consign it to a 3PL and ship it where ever you want in locked containers.

[Baba Ganoush]

And the previous owner that restored it didn't discover it! Melt that shit down and stash it. One of his employees probably made the discovery and too many folks knew real quick I'm sure.

[8mpg]

And the previous owner that restored it didn't discover it! Melt that shit down and stash it. One of his employees probably made the discovery and too many folks knew real quick I'm sure.

exactly....melt that shit down

[YALE]

Fuck. That.

[racrguy]

That guy just lost a mil and a quarter. Fuckin' moron.