throwing my steak out a window!

[Strychnine]

I eat well done and am treated like shit for it

[Chas_svo]

How you order your steak does often reflect your credit score.

Fixed

[ram57ta]

Medium well for me...and I have no problem sending it back. Uncooked meat can make you sick. Generally I prefer to cook my own at home....A: cheaper B: in most cases I can get a considerably larger steak for the money C: I cook it how I want it D: My dogs are damn well behaved and think I'm a god when I give them a small bite.

[naynay]

Damn!! this has rollin lol

x2 i had to share that..

reminds me of the sugar hill gang song.

[Craizie]

Medium well for me...and I have no problem sending it back. Uncooked meat can make you sick. Generally I prefer to cook my own at home....A: cheaper B: in most cases I can get a considerably larger steak for the money C: I cook it how I want it D: My dogs are damn well behaved and think I'm a god when I give them a small bite.

Sending your food back is also a good way to get sick.

[soap]

Holy shit about the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

[Nash B.]

Uncooked meat can make you sick.

being a woman can make you sick as well

[bcoop]

Sending your food back is also a good way to get sick.

lmao, so true. That guy gets more than he bargained for every time he sends it back.

[BP]

lmao, so true. That guy gets more than he bargained for every time he sends it back.

Dane Cook's best work shows what can happen.

[bcoop]

Dane Cook's best work shows what can happen.

Hate Dane Cook, but love that movie.

[black2002ls]

Haha.


The best is when you take a date to somewhere like Bob's and they order it well done and the "don't forget the A1".

I'm like bitch, we could have gone to Applebee's for that shit.

The first time my wife came over for dinner when we started dating, I made steak. I asked her how she liked it cooked and she said medium well. I looked her in the eyes, told her the most a steak gets cooked in my house is Medium Rare. She opted for medium rare and hasn't had a steak cooked past that since. She couldn't believe the difference in flavor and tenderness of the steak.

[KBScobravert]

Took my wife's family to H3 in Fort Worth a few years ago. Her aunt, who I just met at a funeral viewing for my wife's Grandfather an hour earlier asks "what will they say if I ask for ketchup for my steak?". Without even going through my internal filter I told her they would throw us out on our asses. Sure as shit, she asked for ketchup. Yep, I was embarrassed for multiple reasons. Her aunt and uncle were loaded with oil money and could afford the best in town....asked for ketchup. Proves, money can't buy taste.

[GrayStangGT]

I eat well done and am treated like shit for it

As you should be

[LaserSVT]

As you should be

+1

We went to 135 Prime the other night and my wife orders the bone in rib eye well done. The waiter stopped writing and all 5 of us at the table stared at her in horror and I noticed the next table over was staring in shock as well. lol
I told the waiter just bring her the lobster.

[Broncojohnny]

I'll eat ketchup on a shitty steak.

This whole topic reminds me of the time I went to a Chinese restaurant with my step dad's brother (ie my uncle but not by blood). He proceeds to order the chicken fried steak. Then the waitress asks how it was and he says "I have had better".

This guy was a trip to hang around, lifelong GM employee and a big time car guy. He had five or six early sixties impalas at all times. He died a couple of years ago. I'll always remember that chicken fried steak though.