WTF Ladies?

[Damnittsteve]

I've always been a nice guy and have never had a hard time getting chicks. Sure, I've had chicks who were bitchy towards me, but they are long gone. It's possible to be super sweet to a decent girl and have her be cool to you, too. They aren't all worthless.

yeah, but you look like a DAMN behemoth. so you niceness catches them at surprise.

[krazy kris]

You're hanging out with the wrong chicks, my friend. We do come in the not-bat-shit-crazy variety, but we're not on the market long or we're put in the friend zone....for 20 years.

LIAR
I have never met one bitch that wasn't completely mind fucked

[TENGRAM]

LIAR
I have never met one bitch that wasn't completely mind fucked

^^^this. And the ones that don't realize they're crazy are the most insane.

[Smurfette]

Women expect men to act like assholes because most men have at some point been an asshole. Just like most women have at some point been a bitch. We are wired differently and want/ expect different things. We want to be held and listened to..you want to stare at boobs and for us to bring you a beer.

Bottom line is...

asshole meets bitch..if we can agree to get along and have chemistry then that is great..but are we willing to put up with each others flaws???

There are still a few good ones out there..but you have to be willing to wade through the shit first.

Way too many people settle and that is partly why the divorce rate is so high (I am guilty of this myself).

Life is short..find someone you get along with, are attracted to.. screw until you can't walk straight and be grateful.

Just my opinion

Edit: I originally said "first chick to respond". Sorry I missed your post Jen.

[Damnittsteve]

Ok so I am brave enough to be the first chick to respond. Women expect men to act like assholes because most men have at some point been an asshole. Just like most women have at some point been a bitch. We are wired differently and want/ expect different things. We want to be held and listened to..you want to stare at boobs and for us to bring you a beer.

Bottom line is...

asshole meets bitch..if we can agree to get along and have chemistry then that is great..but are we willing to put up with each others flaws???

There are still a few good ones out there..but you have to be willing to wade through the shit first.

Way too many people settle and that is partly why the divorce rate is so high (I am guilty of this myself).

Life is short..find someone you get along with, are attracted to.. screw until you can't walk straight and be grateful.

Just my opinion

fuck u bitch

[Smurfette]

fuck me? you wish..now bring me a beer damn it.

[Damnittsteve]

thank you..now bring me a beer damn it.

come get it, its sitting on my lap ruining my cocks self-esteem

[Smurfette]

come get it, its sitting on my lap ruining my cocks self-esteem

ninja edit..wink

LMAO..you misunderstood the part where I said "screw until you can't walk straight"

[Damnittsteve]

ninja edit..wink

LMAO..you misunderstood the part where I said "screw until you can't walk straight"

i find your screename non kosher to your custom title?

are you a bear or a smurf? get it straight!

[Smurfette]

i find your screename non kosher to your custom title?

are you a bear or a smurf? get it straight!

I am not a jew..so I don't understand kosher???

I am a smurf bear

[Damnittsteve]

i am not a jew..so i don't understand kosher???

I am a smurf bear

gross

[Smurfette]

to each his own...

Promise I ain't blue and fuzzy

[Damnittsteve]

to each his own...

Promise I ain't blue and fuzzy

well thats half the appeal.

[Fern]

damn wtf is going on in here

[Smurfette]

well thats half the appeal.

See..that's the problem. Blue and fuzzy is appealing..just like OP and mean bitches...