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  • Why are so many coaches so fat?

    I really don't follow many sports but watching about this new Cowboys coach. He looks like he's a big mac away from a heart attack. His belly is a dickiedo. Seems to me a coach ought to be a little more in shape, but then I have no love for most coaches I've met.

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    Most people that bust their ass playing a sport don't feel like doing anything remotely physical once they retire, I don't know if that is Ryan's story though.
    An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

    -Victor Hugo

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    • #3
      If they are former players they probably got used to eating large amounts of calories and burning them all off while in college or professionally, then the working out stopped and the eating stayed the same. Presto you have a fat coach.

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      • #4
        Exactly, after I stopped playing I put on weight and then lost 28 pounds that weren't there 3 months earlier.
        An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

        -Victor Hugo

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        • #5
          Coaching doesn't require athleticism.

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          • #6
            What new cowboys coach? Red headed Jesus is skinny so you must be talking someone else

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            • #7
              Because talking and yelling doesn't burn many calories?
              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                What new cowboys coach? Red headed Jesus is skinny so you must be talking someone else
                Rob Ryan, the new defensive coordinator. He's a big arrogant asshole... I like him already.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                  What new cowboys coach? Red headed Jesus is skinny so you must be talking someone else
                  I'm sure he's talking about rob Ryan. They hired like 6 new coaches this year though,
                  Originally posted by BradM
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                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GrayStangGT View Post
                    If they are former players they probably got used to eating large amounts of calories and burning them all off while in college or professionally, then the working out stopped and the eating stayed the same. Presto you have a fat coach.
                    This.

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                    • #11
                      BIKE coaching shorts would look un-American without a gut hanging over them. Long live coach Wasden!

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                      • #12
                        Because most people in general are fatasses. I was just noticing in a staff meeting today that out of a dozen people only me and 1 other guy didn't have big ass bellies.
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