Since we haven't had a QOTD in a while...

[SS Junk]

Buying a Christmas present for your mom.

I'm sure that's what you tell everyone on the internet while admiring your personal collection.

Sick burn! Internet high five!

Says the one who has seen and experienced the collection.

[helosailor]

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'm sure that's what you tell everyone on the internet while admiring your personal collection.


Says the one who has seen and experienced the collection.

[SS Junk]

I wouldn't be surprised if you were a the author of your own big rubber dick book. A real aficionado, I'm sure.

[Craizie]

I'm sure that's what you tell everyone on the internet while admiring your personal collection.


Says the one who has seen and experienced the collection.

Yes, I got to experience the collection with your mom.


Ohhhh Self high five!

[Baron Von Crowder]

I wouldn't be surprised if you were a the author of your own big rubber dick book. A real aficionado, I'm sure.

You're really reoccupied with this.

[SS Junk]

Yes, I got to experience the collection with your mom.


Ohhhh Self high five!

How many beer dates have you had with the collection?

You're really reoccupied with this.

You mean leave you alone and stop saying mean things? The indirect reference to your fascination of what hangs from the walls of sex stores made me wonder if that was your thing therefore I inquired and got my answer.

[Craizie]

How many beer dates have you had with the collection?



You mean leave you alone and stop saying mean things? The indirect reference to your fascination of what hangs from the walls of sex stores made me wonder if that was your thing therefore I inquired and got my answer.

Three times with your mother, twice while your father sat in the corner and jerked off to us. It was a bit disturbing at first, but I was still able to bust one off in that hoe.

[Baron Von Crowder]

How many beer dates have you had with the collection?



You mean leave you alone and stop saying mean things? The indirect reference to your fascination of what hangs from the walls of sex stores made me wonder if that was your thing therefore I inquired and got my answer.

You "got your answer"?

[SS Junk]

Three times with your mother, twice while your father sat in the corner and jerked off to us. It was a bit disturbing at first, but I was still able to bust one off in that hoe.

Congrats. It wasn't my father though. He's been dead for years. I'm thinking what really happened is you were begging to be rammed in the ass by a stranger and hired one off the street. That's the story I was told anyway.

You "got your answer"?

I did. Thanks. Now go away you creepy fuck!

[Craizie]

Congrats. It wasn't my father though. He's been dead for years. I'm thinking what really happened is you were begging to be rammed in the ass by a stranger and hired one off the street. That's the story I was told anyway.


I did. Thanks. Now go away you creepy fuck!

Oh it was your dad. He faked his death once he realized what a colossal fucking mistake he made with you. Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't just shoot himself, but he's an even bigger bitch than you.

[SS Junk]

Oh it was your dad. He faked his death once he realized what a colossal fucking mistake he made with you. Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't just shoot himself, but he's an even bigger bitch than you.

I know this is a sensitive subject for you, but my mom told me everything afterwards. How you cried in a pillow after being in the the middle car of a long train. It's been awhile but I believe she also mentioned how eager you were (at first) to get a bukakke session going on with those in the room. She has the pics for proof. Is that where you got your beer date idea whenever someone said mean things to you?

[Craizie]

I know this is a sensitive subject for you, but my mom told me everything afterwards. How you cried in a pillow after being in the the middle car of a long train. It's been awhile but I believe she also mentioned how eager you were (at first) to get a bukakke session going on with those in the room. She has the pics for proof. Is that where you got your beer date idea whenever someone said mean things to you?

Tag it NSFW and post the pics! Greatest night of my life, man. They were sobs of cum filled joy, by the way.

[SS Junk]

Tag it NSFW and post the pics! Greatest night of my life, man. They were sobs of cum filled joy, by the way.

I figured you'd burst out of the closet at some point. Congrats. I'd give you a hug if I were into that sort of thing. Perhaps you can share your joy on the Ellen show or equivalent. You are such a brave soldier for the cause!

[Craizie]

I figured you'd burst out of the closet at some point. Congrats. I'd give you a hug if I were into that sort of thing. Perhaps you can share your joy on the Ellen show or equivalent. You are such a brave soldier for the cause!

Woah, dude. Did you just assume my gender? It's not gay because I identify as a meat Popsicle. Check your privilege.