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    Texas Pastor Goes to Mall, Tells Kids Santa isn't Real

  • #2
    Santa must have shorted him presents as a kid. Now he's just bitter

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    • #3
      This proves him wrong:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
        Read that story yesterday. If it doesn't make your eyes tear up you have no soul.
        I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


        Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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        • #5
          Praying Sleighing
          G'Day Mate

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
            Nope nope nope, that is heartbreaking.

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            • #7
              so does that mean it's now ok for people dressed as Elves to go to church and tell people God isn't real?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                Suckers

                Texas Pastor Goes to Mall, Tells Kids Santa isn't Real
                His kids, his business.
                Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                Read that story yesterday. If it doesn't make your eyes tear up you have no soul.
                I don't know if the parents have made any sort of public statement, but I hope they don't become angry at this guy for being the one to spend the last minutes with their son. Grief can be a motherfucker.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                  His kids, his business.
                  Was it his kids he was telling, or other people's kids? I got the impression it was the latter, but didn't read the story.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                    so does that mean it's now ok for people dressed as Elves to go to church and tell people God isn't real?


                    I had that same thought. The irony of a pastor telling anyone what is and isn't real is comical, to say the least.


                    Originally posted by Chili View Post
                    Was it his kids he was telling, or other people's kids? I got the impression it was the latter, but didn't read the story.
                    Other people's kids. He walked up to the line where people were waiting for pictures with Santa, and started loudly proclaiming that their parents were lying to them, Santa isn't real, there is no north pole workshop with elves making toys, and that Jesus is the reason for the season. There's a video out there somewhere.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      I had that same thought. The irony of a pastor telling anyone what is and isn't real is comical, to say the least.




                      Other people's kids. He walked up to the line where people were waiting for pictures with Santa, and started loudly proclaiming that their parents were lying to them, Santa isn't real, there is no north pole workshop with elves making toys, and that Jesus is the reason for the season. There's a video out there somewhere.
                      OK, that's what I thought. SS Junk's post confused me.

                      I'd have been tempted to punch him in the mouth, myself.

                      Clearly jesus doesn't have enough pull to keep the season alive all by himself, and needs a bunch more fictional characters to help him out. You'd think that moron would have understood that.

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                      • #12
                        you think anyone would go to church on easter if there weren't chocolates waiting at home?

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                        • #13
                          That "pastor" is nothing more than low life "David Koresh" wannabe. He is always trying to figure out the next thing he can do to drum up some media attention for himself. The people that live around here (him), know that he is nothing more than a media hungry dirtbag.

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                          • #14
                            Isn't Santa a member on here?

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                            • #15
                              Stuff just got fake
                              WH

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