Just got real. Wedding ring parts arrived.

[hxbernal]

Can we all just agree that he is a 4king idiot

[Shaggin Wagon]

Don't need a prenup in Texas.. Pre-marital assets are pre-marital assets. Anything earned during the course of the marriage would be marital assets subject to division in a divorce.

Yup...

[Chili]

Yup...

Saved my BIL's house and business from his ex.

[Shaggin Wagon]

Saved my BIL's house and business from his ex.

Would have saved my house as well, but I gave it to her anyways. I really didn't want the house. Ill tell you one thing, divorces sure make you a lot smarter about the law, its one hell of an expensive education.

[red89notch]

Company catered omelets for us this morning. Ham, sausage, bacon, onions, olives, cheese, jalapenos and mushrooms. They were fantastic, but I have to take a shit now.

Awesome! That happened at my work too...then they handed out our bonuses!

[Chili]

Awesome! That happened at my work too...then they handed out our bonuses!

A Christmas bonus would be cool. I mean, I get an annual bonus, but it's at the end of May, so it's long gone by the time Christmas comes around.

[4EyedTurd]

IBTGDFTB

(in before thread gets deleted from the butthurt)

[Baron Von Crowder]

Awesome! That happened at my work too...then they handed out our bonuses!

We got a membership to the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Gasser64]

Man, he's good. Real good! ...

Too good.


This will end.. poorly.

[Scott Mc]

Congratulations brotha!

[LaserSVT]

I love each and every one of you. Except you. *points at one of you*

[Grimpala]

Man, he's good. Real good! ...

Too good.


This will end.. poorly.

"Good n Turrible"

[Big A]

hah FWIW I totally dig the "meeting people as a mechanic" stories, your posts aren't completely worthless. As I've said before, I'm totally glad that you're doing well, but the way that it's presented on here isn't quite how you intend it, at least I don't think it is. It is perfectly acceptable to buy shit and not look to DFWM for approval.

[Chas_svo]

Company catered omelets for us this morning. Ham, sausage, bacon, onions, olives, cheese, jalapenos and mushrooms. They were fantastic, but I have to take a shit now.

Olives? That's fucking gross. Hell, even Elvis gets it.

olives??? motherfuckin OLIVES??? you opulent bastard!!!

god bless.

Don't need a prenup in Texas.. Pre-marital assets are pre-marital assets. Anything earned during the course of the marriage would be marital assets subject to division in a divorce.

Until the arguing starts, or someone forges a receipt. Get a fucking pre-nup, or be ready to give some of your existing stuff and 75% of everything acquired during the marriage. You know, half of everything, and half of your half. (Paraphrased from a motherfucking judge in Austin.)

[Gasser64]

You know, half of everything, and half of your half. (Paraphrased from a motherfucking judge in Austin.)

Surely there is a way to hide stuff, so you don't have to give it away. Legal or not... but you end up getting away with it.