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Originally posted by bird_dog0347
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I fucked an adult neighbor a few times per day all one summer when I was 14 and then moved away from her to the DFW area. It was two fucking years before I found anyone that could even come close to fucking the way she could and it turned me into the freak that I am today and truly warped my young mind. It was like going from 200mph to 1mph with no way of going any faster.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein. -
Your mom moved away when you were 14? That stinksOriginally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostComment
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No. I lived in San Antonio and the neighbor was a flight surgeon in the Air Force and I believe that she was a Major. She was also a steroided up freak of a body builder who could bench more then twice her body weight. I think she was about 5'4" and 135 (purely guessing at her body weight) or so pounds and to this day she is the horniest bitch that I have ever had my hands on.Originally posted by no4njnk View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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lolz sure...Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
First the story lolz.
2nd the women benchpressing more than double her body weight hahahahahahaComment
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I am just guessing at the top number; this was 30 something years ago. I remember her normal bench being the bar and 4 45s; sometime she would add a pair of 25s to that.Originally posted by Nate View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Good godOriginally posted by davbrucasComment
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My story gets weirder. She wrote to me every few days for years. She died with my name on her lips. She was in Germany and was struck by a car while going out to dinner. She bleed to death from a ruptured spleen and told her friends to tell me that she loved me. It took them awhile to figure out who she was talking about. She left me in her will and I have her ashes. I had to fess up to my dad that I had been boneing her. I have never seen him laugh so hard. Meeting her kids and ex husband was also kind of ackward; I tried to fuck her daughter with no luck. Normally I do not mention her death when I talk about her.Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 12-09-2016, 11:51 AM.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Why would you keep her ashes?
[internal dialogue] Shut the fuck up, Sean!Comment
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What else should I do with them? If I ever get a place to live the rest of my days at I plan to scatter them around the place.Originally posted by Sean88gt View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Originally posted by SilverbackComment
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You know a therapist would probably take you in for free.Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostMurph
Lots of cars that nobody desiresComment
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I have been down that road. Normally I end up fucking them plus I really have no need for one.Originally posted by Murph Tang View Post
Edit: her daughter tracked me down in my mid 20s and wanted to spend time with me as a way to know a little more about her mother. She smelled like her mother and I could hardly get in the same room as her without getting a raging hardon.Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 12-09-2016, 01:40 PM.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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