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[BLAKE]

Last night, getting gas on South Cooper in Arlington.

Nice looking Challenger with 2 twenty-something girls in the front pulls up in front of me.

Driver: Hey can you help me out? I don't have enough gas to get home.

Me: Sorry, can't help ya. Nice car though.

Driver: (with full sincerity) Thanks! It's a 2016. Cheap too. Only $800 a month. [drives away]

Me.


I doubt this girl can spell irony, let alone understand what it means. And here I am feeling like an asshole because I have a $200/mo car payment.

[Chili]

Maybe she had the money but just didn't know how to pump gas.

[FastFord19]

Blake = not a closer

[BLAKE]

Maybe she had the money but just didn't know how to pump gas.

LOL, that'd be even better (dumber)

Blake = not a closer

Bah, closed my last deal 16 years ago. Still paying dividends though.

[cool cat]

If $800 a month is cheap, holy shit at what expensive would be. My idea of cheap is 20 a year old beater truck.

[Big Dad]

pICS ?

[BLAKE]

pICS ?

You're not missing anything. Driver was a chubby east indian looking chick, passenger was a bottle blonde that wasn't much better.

[Chili]

LOL, that'd be even better (dumber)

But sadly feasible for kids that learn to drive in OR or NJ.. You can't pump your own gas in either state..

[1carcrazyguy]

$800 a month, better have been a Hellcat.

[Gargamel]

Last night, getting gas on South Cooper in Arlington.

Nice looking Challenger with 2 twenty-something girls in the front pulls up in front of me.

Driver: Hey can you help me out? I don't have enough gas to get home.

Me: Sorry, can't help ya. Nice car though.

Driver: (with full sincerity) Thanks! It's a 2016. Cheap too. Only $800 a month. [drives away]

Me.


I doubt this girl can spell irony, let alone understand what it means. And here I am feeling like an asshole because I have a $200/mo car payment.

She probably is paying $120 for cell phone service as well as another $150 for cable\internet.

These are the same peeps who can't pay their rent\electricity\water but have a high dollar cell phone contract and wonder when Fios is available....

(Says the guy with no car payment and a $25 dollar a month burner phone....)

[Craizie]

If $800 a month is cheap, holy shit at what expensive would be. My idea of cheap is 20 a year old beater truck.

I had to talk a dock hand out of buying a 63k F150 that he was ready to finance for $900/mo over 9 years. He was making $28k a year. This same person bragged about buying an Explore for 9k. When I asked what his payments were he told me $350/mo. I said what over 3 years? He replied "no, 6 years!"

He had no interest in what the final cost was, only that he could afford the monthly payments.

[BLAKE]

$800 a month, better have been a Hellcat.

Nope.

[Sean88gt]

Bah, closed my last deal 16 years ago. Still paying dividends though.

Not those kind of dividends...

[bubbaearl]

when i lived in denver during the 70's there were 4 college girls living upstairs. they all danced at a titty bar. after hearing them talk about the fools coming in i never drove by one again. but the point is those gals will ask for anything. once they get started there is no shame. those bitches were paying for a degree off old farts.
hey there's one. lets see if he will fill up the tank.

[Rick Modena]

I'll fill her tank, but I will get my nuts emptied first, you can bet that shit!