100 Skills Every Man Should Know

[Sgt Beavis]

Twice

And Blindfolded.

[Sgt Beavis]

The only ones I've never done.

7 - But I'm pretty sure I can shoot a bear.
17 - but I have written poetry
37 - I'm putting it here because I don't practice situational awareness nearly enough.
43 - It's been a long time.. I'm out of practice and would probably eat poison ivy.
51 - Me speaky only Engrish
62 - I'm not going to count poling in a piro.
68 - My idea of a cocktail is Jack and Coke
79 - I have zero will to learn how to tie a bowtie.
90 - Oh hell no.

[WhiteMach1]

No to #8 - really prefer the skin on my face to stay on my face

[sc281]

SVO did all that shit before his first birthday

Who do you think they modeled the list off of?

[helosailor]

NO: 61, 67, 70, & 76
#63, I tend to over-dress

[BradM]

I have more than 90% of these down. Winning!?

[4bangen]

I had no idea how fucking awesome I was until this list. seriously, I thought most of that shit men where born knowing.

The moment my wife looks back at as a "I married a man" moment was when the front wheel barrings where going out on my fairmont on the way to her grandma's funeral in Dallas. I had recently bought the car, and was still working out the bugs, bu it was a pretty nice car. we got on the highway and he front end started to shake. My brother in law (who was fallowing us) called me and told me the front wheels seemed to be shaking a bit. I said "okay" and drove on. after the funeral there was a reception back in Sanger. On the way I called an auto parts store along the way an told them to pull baring, races, and seals and leave them on the counter. I pulled in, picked the up, and went home. I pulled into the driveway, rolled up my sleeve's and went to work. I changed both front bearings, one set of race's, and both seals. Not only did I not get a smudge of grease on my funeral/wedding suit, but I still beat most of her family to the church in Sanger.

That's man shit right there.

oh and I left her and the kid in the car with the A/C running the whole time I was fixing the car.

[TX_92_Notch]

I had no idea how fucking awesome I was until this list. seriously, I thought most of that shit men where born knowing.

The moment my wife looks back at as a "I married a man" moment was when the front wheel barrings where going out on my fairmont on the way to her grandma's funeral in Dallas. I had recently bought the car, and was still working out the bugs, bu it was a pretty nice car. we got on the highway and he front end started to shake. My brother in law (who was fallowing us) called me and told me the front wheels seemed to be shaking a bit. I said "okay" and drove on. after the funeral there was a reception back in Sanger. On the way I called an auto parts store along the way an told them to pull baring, races, and seals and leave them on the counter. I pulled in, picked the up, and went home. I pulled into the driveway, rolled up my sleeve's and went to work. I changed both front bearings, one set of race's, and both seals. Not only did I not get a smudge of grease on my funeral/wedding suit, but I still beat most of her family to the church in Sanger.

That's man shit right there.

oh and I left her and the kid in the car with the A/C running the whole time I was fixing the car.

Meh. SVO did the same exact thing, but he did it while they were driving from the funeral to the reception. Just set the cruise and had his woman reach over and drive with her left hand.

It went something like this:

[svauto-erotic855]

I can not do the following.

1. Tie a Necktie. It is a struggle every time
7. Survive a Bear Attack. I have attacked a bear before and he was the one who died.
18. Grill With Charcoal
20. Throw a Spiral, I hated foot ball growing up and have never tried
44. Do a Front Dive, I just hate doing them
51. Speak a Foreign Language. Sort of; German like a 2 year old.
63. Dress For the Occasion
73. Cook a Steak
76. Whistle With Your Fingers. I can whistle loud without using my fingers.
90. Know How to Dance
93. Know Two Cool Uncle Tricks
100. Tell a Story

[Stephen]

I can not do the following.

1. Tie a Necktie. It is a struggle every time
7. Survive a Bear Attack. I have attacked a bear before and he was the one who died.
18. Grill With Charcoal
20. Throw a Spiral, I hated foot ball growing up and have never tried
44. Do a Front Dive, I just hate doing them
51. Speak a Foreign Language. Sort of; German like a 2 year old.
63. Dress For the Occasion
73. Cook a Steak
76. Whistle With Your Fingers. I can whistle loud without using my fingers.
90. Know How to Dance
93. Know Two Cool Uncle Tricks
100. Tell a Story

100? You sure can!

[Rick Modena]

100? You sure can!

lmao!