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  • #1

    Surprise!!!!

    Surprise! US Navy sailor unexpectedly gives birth on aircraft carrier - CNN https://apple.news/AILfYD3ETSzqKfArudE3v0Q




    Just out of curiosity... What would the nationality of the little tike be?! A US citizen?!
    Tags: lgbt crew = no babiez, limberg fucked her, nay is preggers to, seawoman took semen
  • #2
    Originally posted by BoostedD1 View Post
    Surprise! US Navy sailor unexpectedly gives birth on aircraft carrier - CNN https://apple.news/AILfYD3ETSzqKfArudE3v0Q




    Just out of curiosity... What would the nationality of the little tike be?! A US citizen?!
    He's the pirate king now.

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    • #3
      Can we get pictars of this salty slut?
      Originally posted by Silverback
      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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      • #4
        So now the military has to deal with babies being born on patrol.

        Awesome!

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        • #5
          She was pregnant when they went underway. How fat is this thing that no one knew and not even she knew she was pregnant? I doubt the last part of that though.
          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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          • #6
            Just another episode of:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by KBScobravert View Post
              She was pregnant when they went underway. How fat is this thing that no one knew and not even she knew she was pregnant? I doubt the last part of that though.
              Don't ask, don't tell
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                Can we get pictars of this salty slut?
                Seen em, you do not want. Speaking from experience, a "boat ho" 10 is an "anywhere else" 4...at best.

                After a 12 pack.
                "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                • #9
                  Saw this article yesterday... I was like how fucking fat do you have to be to NOT know that you're pregnant.

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                  • #10
                    Bet she was cussing like a sailor!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Unicorn Jeff View Post
                      Saw this article yesterday... I was like how fucking fat do you have to be to NOT know that you're pregnant.
                      Female sailor fat.
                      "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                      • #12
                        A new definition for "anchor baby" has been born.

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                        • #13
                          She hosed herself out of a sweet maternity profile! The ship is based in Norfolk and this happened at sea, they shouldn't have any dual citizenship problems.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                            Female sailor fat.
                            is she still a seamen?
                            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The King View Post
                              A new definition for "anchor baby" has been born.
                              So much win!
                              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                              is she still a seamen?
                              And then some.
                              "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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