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Originally posted by HarrisonTX
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A guy took a picture of SVO once while hiking in the Trinity forest, but that was the button that shouldn't have been pressed. SVO reached to his side, snapped a 2 inch tree off just above the ground, bit the end to make it a sharp point, and then yelled a guttural sound that scared the photog into running away. It was then that through maniacal laughter, SVO threw the newly fashioned spear striking the man in the back of the head. The point went through his skull, out of his mouth only to end up skewering a wild hog who was also fleeing the area. SVO then ripped the man apart leaving him for feral hogs in the area and collected the skewered hog to feast on himself. Somewhere in that forest lie the remains of that camera and the only picture ever taken of SVO. Wikileaks has been actively searching for it nonstop for the last 27 years. -
Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
^^^^^ I have been inviting people off of this board to meet me for one of my outings or to check out some of my claims and since the new board got started I have met 4 of y'all in person to back up what I was talking about at a particular moment. You can be the 5th bro. Should I pick you up in a truck where the entire back is filled with totes full of magazines?Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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SVO went swimming once, we now know him as the loch ness monster."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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What are the rules on shooting pigs down there?Comment
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Dude, don't worry he probably won't allow cameras during the hike or anytime during the encounter with Sasquatch....I mean Svo. I'm down for a gtgOriginally posted by HarrisonTX View PostComment
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No firearms for hunting. It is within the city limits. When I was going out there it was on LM tags. You can check with the game wardens asigned to Dallas County for the current rules or you can just take your chances like most do.Originally posted by TeeShock View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Total myth.Originally posted by Kart21 View PostPigs eat everything but the teeth.
Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Big Springs is a very tiny section of a very large area.Originally posted by silverranger View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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So when's the gtg? I'll bring fajitas and some earl campbell hotlinks.Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Brick Top was role played by an actor reading from a script that he memorized. I doubt that the person who wrote the script or the actor reading from the script had any experience with pigs.Originally posted by Craizie View Post
If they were to say that some of the teeth that a pig eats survive the trip through the pig they would be dead on the money.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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You are expecting to much out of what I had in mind. My plan was to run out there with my dog and wander around for a bit and be on my way by 10:30am. The last time I looked at the spring was quite a few years ago and I want to see if it is nice enough right now to take a women out there on a Sunday.Originally posted by idrivea4banger View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick DouglassComment
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