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  • #16
    Originally posted by kingjason View Post
    I thought about that but probably not. Unless she propped the ole wiener up with something, turned the guy upside down, and then waited.

    My wife just said if you hang people they get erect! WTF. She did say once removed from the rope it would not work. I am not playing those games with her FYI.
    sounds like she knows how to party.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
      sounds like she knows how to party.
      King taught SVO autoerotic asphyxiation

      Dude is a regular ol' David Carradine
      Originally posted by Sean88gt
      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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      • #18
        nice smile
        WRX

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
          King taught SVO autoerotic asphyxiation

          Dude is a regular ol' David Carradine
          It's only auto-erotic if you do it to yourself.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #20
            From girls gone wild to girl gone bat shit loco....

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            • #21
              Originally posted by kingjason View Post
              I thought about that but probably not. Unless she propped the ole wiener up with something, turned the guy upside down, and then waited.

              My wife just said if you hang people they get erect! WTF. She did say once removed from the rope it would not work. I am not playing those games with her FYI.
              I'd be sleeping with one eye open from now on if I were you. There is just some knowledge that creepy to know.
              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                "Two to three hours after a body is dead, a process called rigor mortis starts, which stiffens all of the body's muscles. Since the penis has muscles that control blood flow around the penis, we can conclude that the penis will stiffen as well. The penis is stiff but not upright the way an erect penis is."

                Thanks google, now I know when I die, I'll have a permanent erection.
                Sorry, rigor mortis is temporary.

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                • #23
                  I told ya'll years ago that Mexican bitches are cray-cray...








                  <------I'd still hit that Zeta pussy tho.
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #24
                    Sounds like good ex girlfriend material for me!

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                    • #25
                      she likes that rigor clitoris
                      WRX

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                        I'd be sleeping with one eye open from now on if I were you. There is just some knowledge that creepy to know.
                        Wasn't even a pause between the end of my sentence and that statement. Hmmmmmm sounds like I need to order some more stuff from Sarah's Secret.
                        Whos your Daddy?

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