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Cartel hit woman purportedly had sex with victims' decapitated bodies
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Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Postsounds like she knows how to party.
Dude is a regular ol' David CarradineOriginally posted by Sean88gtYou can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.Originally posted by Baron Von CrowderYou can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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Originally posted by kingjason View PostI thought about that but probably not. Unless she propped the ole wiener up with something, turned the guy upside down, and then waited.
My wife just said if you hang people they get erect! WTF. She did say once removed from the rope it would not work. I am not playing those games with her FYI.I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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Originally posted by Magnus View Post"Two to three hours after a body is dead, a process called rigor mortis starts, which stiffens all of the body's muscles. Since the penis has muscles that control blood flow around the penis, we can conclude that the penis will stiffen as well. The penis is stiff but not upright the way an erect penis is."
Thanks google, now I know when I die, I'll have a permanent erection.
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I told ya'll years ago that Mexican bitches are cray-cray...
<------I'd still hit that Zeta pussy tho.Originally posted by SilverbackLook all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostI'd be sleeping with one eye open from now on if I were you. There is just some knowledge that creepy to know.Whos your Daddy?
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