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  • #16
    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
    But once you're in, it's killer!
    Only if you can take the heat.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by sc281 View Post
      Only if you can take the heat.
      No point in getting fired.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
        No point in getting fired.
        Better than staying in a dead end job.
        Last edited by sc281; 05-17-2016, 08:39 PM.

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        • #19
          lol.
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #20
            Q: What do you call a murdered lawyer and a judge that is afraid for his life and may be next?

            A: A great start.
            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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            • #21
              There is a trucker who hates lawyers so much he always runs them over with his truck whenever he sees one. One day he sees a priest hitchhiking and decides to give a ride to the holy man. As they go along the road, the trucker spots a lawyer by the side of the road and steers to run him over. At the last minute he remembers the priest in the truck and swerves away hoping to avoid judgment of his sins.

              He says "I'm sorry father, I don't know what came over me!"

              The priest replies, "Don't worry, I got him with the door!"

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              • #22
                I heard that joke long ago but it wasn't lawyers getting run over lol.

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                • #23
                  Why don't sharks eat attorneys?

                  Professional courtesy.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                    Why don't sharks eat attorneys?

                    Professional courtesy.
                    You know what happens when you give an attorney Viagra?
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                      You know what happens when you give an attorney Viagra?
                      He has no objection to his erection.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by sc281 View Post
                        He has no objection to his erection.
                        taller.
                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                          taller.
                          god damnit. Should've seen that.

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