Women wins lottery, poops on bosses desk

[TRAILBLAZER]

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

[cool cat]

''I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory"

[cobrajet69]

''I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory"

Mother fuqing lmao



David

[soap]

I'm not even mad at her.

[LS1Goat]

I understand the sentiment, but that's not good form.

[BLAKE]

I don't know what dark, sticky corner of the internet you found that site, but it looks like the Onion, only not clever.

[Forever_frost]

And if you click on the 'read more' link, you get all of these nice popups that start saying "Your computer is infected, click here to run..."

Yep, reputable site.

[BLAKE]

https://thevalleyreport.com/disclaimer/

[Ratt]

https://thevalleyreport.com/disclaimer/

That site looks like shit.

"We only use images with permission, belonging to public domain i.e. stock-photos and mugshots, or we are covered by fair use laws as a parody."

And I would like to point out that, while some stock photos are intended for the public domain, most of them are not. They should probably clarify that.

[Baron Von Crowder]

That site looks like shit.

"We only use images with permission, belonging to public domain i.e. stock-photos and mugshots, or we are covered by fair use laws as a parody."

And I would like to point out that, while some stock photos are intended for the public domain, most of them are not. They should probably clarify that.

this part is my favorite.

All third parties or threats of legal action will be forwarded to our legal department at gofuckyourself[at]thevalleyreport.com and will be taken down in 90 days out of moral obligation, not legal.

[Ratt]

this part is my favorite.

Yeah, the owner/webmaster is a tool, who obviously has no idea what he's talking about.

[Juiced4v]

LOL...She should have waited to do it on Cinco de Mayo lol