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    This Twitter Bot Replaces Every Instance of “God” in Joel Osteen’s Tweets with “Your










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  • #2
    It's so very true
    Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

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    • #3
      LOL @ "Magnify your dick"!

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      • #4
        Made my day!

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        • #5
          It's Olsteen, so I can laugh.

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          • #6
            i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

            god bless.
            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

              god bless.
              I'm right there with ya

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              • #8
                Sanctimonious assholes...

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                • #9
                  I chuckled at the magnifying but nothing else

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                  • #10
                    Nope, they're funny.
                    "You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                      i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole.....
                      Funny b/c of the source


                      Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
                      It's Osteen, so I can laugh.
                      Yup.

                      His prosperity gospel is some bullshit.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                        i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

                        god bless.
                        Originally posted by Tx Redneck View Post
                        I'm right there with ya
                        Respectfully, I think you are mistaking the mocking of God with the mocking of a person that has continuously taken advantage of others to enrich himself in the name of God and Christ. This is a person that should be mocked and shunned from the church. He is leading thouands away from Christ.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                          i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

                          god bless.
                          If it was taking bible verses and doing it, i would be with you, but this might as well be Trump and replacing 'great' with 'rollerblade'.
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                          • #14
                            I can't believe people still fall for this televangelist shit.
                            Originally posted by davbrucas
                            I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                            Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                            You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
                              Funny b/c of the source

                              Yup.

                              His prosperity gospel is some bullshit.
                              Right there with you.

                              Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
                              Respectfully, I think you are mistaking the mocking of God with the mocking of a person that has continuously taken advantage of others to enrich himself in the name of God and Christ. This is a person that should be mocked and shunned from the church. He is leading thouands away from Christ.
                              This is spot on. Osteen is a bucket of well-financed-fraudulent-shit.

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