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  • #2
    Let's try that again.



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    • #3
      Originally posted by davbrucas View Post
      Let's try that again.



      Back off.. She's my cow.
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      Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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      • #4
        Neither of us have enough money, game or looks to score that honey.

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        • #5
          Nice pun, Dr.

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          • #6
            What whore is this?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by davbrucas View Post
              Neither of us have enough money, game or looks to score that honey.
              Unfortunately true. Fat wallet or fat dick I have a Neither.
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              Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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              • #8
                Originally posted by soap View Post
                Unfortunately true. Fat wallet or fat dick I have a Neither.
                A skilled tongue and skilled probing fingers can also catch a fish......
                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BMCSean View Post
                  Nice pun, Dr.

                  Agreed. Very nice poon.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                    A skilled tongue and skilled probing fingers can also catch a fish......
                    Or just be the most interesting man in the world (SVO)

                    CN

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CyaNide View Post
                      Or just be the most interesting man in the world (SVO)

                      CN
                      Doesn't work as well as you would think. I appear normal until I start talking then the cuckoo comes out of the clock. Some chicks dig it; others don't.
                      Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                        Doesn't work as well as you would think. I appear normal until I start talking then the cuckoo comes out of the clock. Some chicks dig it; others don't.
                        The jack of all trades turns into a jack in the box and only the chicks with puffy eyelids stick around, huh?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                          The jack of all trades turns into a jack in the box and only the chicks with puffy eyelids stick around, huh?
                          Oh god no; it ain't that bad. Crazy just has a habit of attracting more crazy. It makes for some great stories but it also makes for some very unstable relationships.
                          Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                            Oh god no; it ain't that bad. Crazy just has a habit of attracting more crazy. It makes for some great stories but it also makes for some very unstable relationships.
                            Lmmfao!

                            The congregation is quietly seated in the pews, awaiting your word.

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                            • #15
                              She's got herpes

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                              Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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