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  • #16
    I got that and never go on craigslist.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kurtie View Post
      So does Nigeria have a monopoly on e-mail scams? Does Kenya not have computers or bank wires?
      Their politicians and military are just corrupt enough and the country has just enough technology to make it a haven for criminals to keep the scams going.

      Kenya has a strong central government and other than election times they don't usually have any revolts or riots.

      If Somalia had any kind of infrastructure rest assured they'd put Nigeria to shame.

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      • #18
        Just forward the message:


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        • #19
          Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
          I've never even looked at craigs list before. How does it apply?
          I have in the past inquired about stuff on craigslist and all of a sudden get emails like this shortly after.

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          • #20
            According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment.

            LOL!! I put this on Bing and got 7 pages.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
              From: Agent John Edward’s office
              Regional Director
              Federal Bureau of Investigation
              Intelligence Field Unit
              J. Edgar HoOver Building
              935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC
              20535-0001, USA

              Urgent Attention

              I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.

              We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD4.1M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of Finance Minster of the federal government of Nigeria.

              We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.

              According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks funds ownership certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.

              You are required to contact this bureau within 72hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury

              Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directions.

              You have been warned

              Yours in service

              Agent John Edward
              Regional Director
              Federal Bureau Of Investigation
              Intelligence Field Unit
              J. Edgar Hoover Building
              935 Pennsylvania avenue, NW Washington, DC.
              20535-0001, USA

              Confidentiality notice: this communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. the unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.
              hey, i sent you a PM

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              • #22
                Hey Kim your favorite Valentine
                GOD BLESS TEXAS
                August Landscaping
                214-779-7278
                Seb's high class.
                He'll mow your grass.
                He'll kick your ass.
                And while his kidney stones pass,
                He'll piss in a glass!

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                • #23
                  I got the same email last week! I guess I lost out since I didn't respond.
                  "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
                  George Orwell

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                  • #24
                    Some people have all the luck

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                    • #25
                      UPDATE! Can anyone do a search on the number provided below?

                      FROM: AGENT JOHN EDWARD’S OFFICE
                      REGIONAL DIRECTOR
                      FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
                      INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT
                      J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
                      935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC
                      20535-0001, USA

                      URGENT ATTENTION,

                      YOUR EMAIL WAS RECEIVED IN MY OFFICE TODAY, YES THIS IS FOR REAL, AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENT HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN TO OUR STORAGE VAULT, PENDING WHEN YOU GET THE REQUIRED CERTIFICATE FOR CONSIGNMENT RELEASE.

                      THE CONSIGNMENT IN QUESTION IS PART OF YOUR BENEFITING INHERITANCE PAYMENT AS IT IS STATED ON THE DELIVERY INVOICE RECOVERED FROM THE DIPLOMAT WHO WANTED TO ABSCOND WITH YOUR FUNDS BEFORE HE WAS APPREHENDED BY MY MEN.

                      YOUR CONSIGNMENT WILL HAVE TO PASS THROUGH THE LEGAL CLEARANCE PROCESSES BEFORE GREEN LIGHT CAN BE GRANTED FOR ITS RELEASE TO YOU AS MANDATED BY THE WHITE HOUSE.

                      TO GET THIS RESOLVED AND YOUR CONSIGNMENT LEGALLY RELEASED FOR DELIVERY TO YOUR RESIDENCE, YOU ARE REQUESTED TO PROVIDE THE FUNDS OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FOR THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THIS BOXES WHICH YOU ARE TO OBTAIN WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OUR LEGAL OFFICE WHO WILL BE WORKING WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET THE REQUIRED CERTIFICATE.

                      HIS CONTACT INFORMATION IS:
                      NAME: MR. AARON WHITAKER
                      EMAIL: aawhittaker@live.com
                      PHONE: 972-957-8498

                      I WILL ADVICE YOU TO SEND HIM AN EMAIL IMMEDIATELY AND ASK HIM HOW YOU TO GET THE CERTIFICATE, ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU WORK ONLY WITH THE ABOVE ATTORNEY ON YOUR CONSIGNMENT RELEASE MATTER.

                      YOURS IN SERVICE,

                      AGENT JOHN EDWARD
                      REGIONAL DIRECTOR
                      FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
                      INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT
                      J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
                      935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC.
                      20535-0001, USA

                      Confidentiality notice: this communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. the unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.
                      Originally posted by Vertnut
                      I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                      • #26
                        Oh, all caps email from the boss. It just done got serious now!
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                        • #27
                          The forgot to capitalize a T in the last paragraph of either letter.

                          Sounds like it came from the same place.

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                          • #28
                            Since the boxes were escorted by a diplomatic courier, they would therefore be regarded as having diplomatic immunity from search or seizure, as codified in article 27 of the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. I think Agent John Edward might lose his job if this starts a diplomatic incidence.
                            I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                            • #29
                              Is Chuck there?

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