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  • Per the FBI... I'm RICH BIZNATCHES!!!

    From: Agent John Edward’s office
    Regional Director
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Intelligence Field Unit
    J. Edgar HoOver Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC
    20535-0001, USA

    Urgent Attention

    I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.

    We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD4.1M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of Finance Minster of the federal government of Nigeria.

    We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.

    According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks funds ownership certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.

    You are required to contact this bureau within 72hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury

    Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directions.

    You have been warned

    Yours in service

    Agent John Edward
    Regional Director
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    Intelligence Field Unit
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania avenue, NW Washington, DC.
    20535-0001, USA

    Confidentiality notice: this communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. the unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.
    Originally posted by Vertnut
    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

  • #2
    Now we can have our t-shirts?


    i kid i kid.


    It is funny how far a vice president nominee has fallen.

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    • #3
      Sweet, just in time for Vegas too!

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      • #4
        Sounds legit to me.

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        • #5
          It's legit.

          Give him a call.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
            Confidentiality notice: this communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. the unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.
            You're going to jail!
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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            • #7
              FBI agents always communicate through e-mail. At least they picked a famous agent to spam with.

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              • #8
                damn nigersman..I mean nigerians

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                • #9
                  Contact him and let dfwmustangers borrow some cash when you get it.

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                  • #10
                    That's a new spin I have not seen before. Pretty crafty. Doesn't smell like that if a non-english-as-a-first-language person. Might be fun to respond just to see where the rabbit hole leads, like when they start asking for routing numbers and stuff.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Saleen781 View Post
                      damn nigersman..I mean nigerians
                      knew that was comming.

                      hey kim, break me off homegirl!! $$$

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        Now we can have our t-shirts?


                        i kid i kid.


                        It is funny how far a vice president nominee has fallen.

                        LMFAO! NO SHIT!!! hahaha! As SOON as my next paycheck gets squared I'm taking care of the shirts ASAP. There's a few options presented to me by other board members here that will make this process a LOT easier than the attempted mess with jwalk.

                        Speaking of... I escalated the dispute to a claim this morning.
                        Originally posted by Vertnut
                        I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                        • #13
                          So does Nigeria have a monopoly on e-mail scams? Does Kenya not have computers or bank wires?

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                          • #14
                            This is one of the reasons I hate craigslist.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GT Fanatic View Post
                              This is one of the reasons I hate craigslist.
                              I've never even looked at craigs list before. How does it apply?
                              Originally posted by Vertnut
                              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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