I shot myself with a nail gun today. Vid.

[SS Junk]

I am proud of you to son.

Where's the story on the repeated offenses of bad grammar and punctuation usage?

[Scott Mc]

A couple thousand years ago, in SVO's younger days, SVO got nails through both his hands and feet. They wrote a book about it and many other things he did. Millions of people still read that book today.

But how did he escape the cave?

[4king]

So you're telling me you shouldn't use a hammer because you could hit a nail through the wood and potentailly kill some one. Physics bitch

[Baron Von Crowder]

SVO once hit a nail into a piece of wood with a hammer. It's never stopped.

[juiceweezl]

SVO once hit a nail into a piece of wood with a hammer. It's never stopped.

He drives nails with his penis.

[red89notch]

SVO once beat John Henry in a rail rode spike driving contest.

[4king]

Man invented the sledge hammer after witnessing svo single handedly build the intercontinental rail road using his fists