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I shot myself with a nail gun today. Vid.
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Originally posted by SS Junk View Postyour tetanus shot up to date, dumbass?I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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Originally posted by SS Junk View Postwho knows where the nails or where those hannds have been. in looking at the wikipedia there is claim the bacteria can also be found in dust and manure so... you know...
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Originally posted by Forever_frost View PostI can't say much. I believe I posted up here in 2009 when I shot myself in the hand with a .45 and was worried about my fridge.I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostFuck man. You need to be wearing a bullet proff vest 24/7. Granted that wouldn't have helpd with the two gunshot wounds I know about, but you only get to roll the dice so many times.
Then it fired a hollow point through my hand, into the wall, bounced off a steel stud, into the fridge's compressor, off that, back into a steel stud, off that and into the fridge's condenser coils. Everyone was screaming that the gun went off and I looked at the blood and said "Well damn."
After telling them it was fine, it was just a flesh wound, they kept screaming until I wrapped it with a paper towel and wouldnt' help me move the fridge to check on it until I did that. So, fridge was fine and I dug the slug out of the coils and kept it for years until I sold a truck and left it in a cup holder. I don't understand why they were screaming. It wasn't the first time I was shot and didn't hurt. It was an annoyance and I went back to cleaning weapons and eating pizza.I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool
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A couple thousand years ago, in SVO's younger days, SVO got nails through both his hands and feet. They wrote a book about it and many other things he did. Millions of people still read that book today.Originally posted by Marisawe women are all irrational and emotional and insane...some just hide it better than others.
truth.
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Originally posted by red89notch View PostA couple thousand years ago, in SVO's younger days, SVO got nails through both his hands and feet. They wrote a book about it and many other things he did. Millions of people still read that book today.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Tapatalk"We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln
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