And then .. SVO said

[juiceweezl]

SVO pitched 8 no-hitters.

Beltre has never caught a hit by SVO.

Hell, he struck out Bugs Bunny!

[svauto-erotic855]

Man, did SVO travel back in time and do something to 4kings family? He sure does have a hard on for SVO.

The only time traveling that I ever did was done to find and impregnate Magnus's mother when she was young. A move that I will never regret.

[svauto-erotic855]

Vladimir Putin will admit even he is afraid to look into SVO's eyes.

I doubt that but I would not be afraid to look into his eyes. I am pretty sure that I would like most of what I saw there.

[mstng86]

Vladimir Putin will admit even he is afraid to look into SVO's eyes.

[svauto-erotic855]

Hell the topic fit the bill and I feel like searching, though the tapatalk app isn't the greatest at it

The ball pin hammer stuff makes sense, but did you just claim you went to school to be a state trooper or just happen to bring this up when you saw a local trooper with one



Was the guy at race Trac just asking for change or was it a clerk behind the counter

I went to school in MI and the staties up there carry hammers to dispatch deer with. I was not making a claim to have been going to school to become a state trooper. Since they used a hammer I knew that it could be done without issue and saw it done many times. Deer up there are like road killed squirrels down here; simply fucking everywhere.

The guy I got in a fight with had bought something in the store and was walking back to the car while his friends were pumping gas and for some reason thought that it would be a good idea to start talking shit to me while I was pumping gas; it was not a good idea and I do not know what started it but I do know how it ended. I think he was drunk but it was in the middle of the day so who knows.

[helosailor]

SVO pitched 8 no-hitters.

Beltre has never caught a hit by SVO.

[mstng86]

[slow99]

He isn't a compulsive liar, you guys just all lead very sheltered lives.

[mstng86]

This thread needs more Beltre.

[Tyrone Biggums]

"I know who put the bodies, know who put the bodies in the wishin' well." -svo855

[4king]

Hell the topic fit the bill and I feel like searching, though the tapatalk app isn't the greatest at it

The ball pin hammer stuff makes sense, but did you just claim you went to school to be a state trooper or just happen to bring this up when you saw a local trooper with one

Heres another good one. It's more like SVO story time

Fuck chugging a case of energy drinks. I have about 3/4 of a small Red Bull in the morning and that is enough for me. The last time I got in a fight was a day that I made the mistake of drinking 2 Red Bulls in one day and wound up beating a guy in a Race Track parking lot who would not leave me alone.

I am going to give Rit-Its a try as soon as I see a case of them for sale.

Was the guy at race Trac just asking for change or was it a clerk behind the counter

[The King]

Man, did SVO travel back in time and do something to 4kings family? He sure does have a hard on for SVO.

4king seems to be nearly as infatuated with svo as naynay was with the Donald.

[Scott Mc]

Man, did SVO travel back in time and do something to 4kings family? He sure does have a hard on for SVO.

[juiceweezl]

LOL at thread.

[LANTIRN]

Entertaining thread. Learned something new, too. Guess I missed the original telling of the self defense shooting. Also, I think the svo death count should be higher. If I remember correctly he spent 8 or so months walking across Africa and killed some muslims during that time whoe he witnessed attacking people? Not sure if that is exactly what he said hapened before but close to it I believe.

For what it is worth, SVO, several of these stories would be easily verified if you posted the police reports. Obviously some have no way to be proven but sounds like several should have some way to be since they involved the police.