Breaking a lease

[bcoop]

Well, when you add $1,800 to $300, you get $700. But, that's not any $350 you would spend on girl scout cookies. I mean hell, I had pork chops yesterday.

It's like talking to my boss who has severe ADD. H, is that you?

[Broncojohnny]

It could be worse, my wife is in love with some $550K house over here. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

[95DRGT]

Have you thought about knocking the floor out and making your current place larger? That way you'd be having more square foots for your money?

And more room for activities...

[Broncojohnny]

She's in love with me too.

Well she doesn't get the footlong every time she goes to Sonic either, sometimes she gets the little doggies!

[abecx]

I get a call from Jackie and hour ago, she cant pull into our garage because someone had parked in front of it. I was waiting for a guy to come down from Kansas with an interior I bought for my car, so I assumed it was him.

I go down, open the garage, and there is this white car, with no one in it. I was about to get massive pissed and hulk smash some shit.

Then this lady comes around the corner and says "I am so sorry, I thought this was my daughters place." I looked at her confused, and she said "You know who I am talking about, I'm here to get her." and she moves her car.

So apparently, all these young girls moms showed up today because they got evicted and the doors locked. So I believe the situation is taken care of. I felt so bad for all the moms as I am sure they are embarrassed, but also dont care because their kids are little shits. I mean to continue to smoke weed even after the cops were called, after you were served a notice to vacate, is just fucking stupid.

[Craizie]

Damn. Sonic does sound kind of good.

[Broncojohnny]

I get a call from Jackie and hour ago, she cant pull into our garage because someone had parked in front of it. I was waiting for a guy to come down from Kansas with an interior I bought for my car, so I assumed it was him.

I go down, open the garage, and there is this white car, with no one in it. I was about to get massive pissed and hulk smash some shit.

Then this lady comes around the corner and says "I am so sorry, I thought this was my daughters place." I looked at her confused, and she said "You know who I am talking about, I'm here to get her." and she moves her car.

So apparently, all these young girls moms showed up today because they got evicted and the doors locked. So I believe the situation is taken care of. I felt so bad for all the moms as I am sure they are embarrassed, but also dont care because their kids are little shits. I mean to continue to smoke weed even after the cops were called, after you were served a notice to vacate, is just fucking stupid.

I used to have a garage on the end of a building in an apartment, I had the tow truck driver on speed dial.

[4king]

You should just move into a trailer park. It's like renting an apartment except your not, and the only thing you have to deal with are rats and twisters.

[Silverback]

did you know you can get a house for that much a month?

just kidding

[Silverback]

I've got a spare room in the area you can rent... but no swinging bro!

[blandnuts]

Well, were they hot?

[Baba Ganoush]

So you evicted young, pot-smoking hotties?

What a square. Please vacate Sachse immediately. We don't need you fuckin up our town with your moral mumbo jumbo, sonovabitch.

[abecx]

but no swinging bro!

Damn fuck that then.

Well, were they hot?

They were young enough that thinking they were hot would be disgusting. My leg probably weighed more than they do.

So you evicted young, pot-smoking hotties?

I dont give a shit what you do in your own home, until it invades mine.

[46Tbird]

You had young stoner chicks living below you and kicked them out? Where did they end up?

[abecx]

if thats what it takes to get you two back together, I'll tell you the address