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  • #16
    The title of the thread reminded me of the the great Bill Hicks

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    • #17
      I like this idea.

      I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


      Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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      • #18
        I've thought about the body farm thing, but from what I gather there is a huge interest and some sort of waiting list or lottery thing.

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        • #19
          I dont want to be buried, I want my remains to be scattered around the state fair.

          I dont want to be cremated either.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #20
            Originally posted by cool cat View Post
            i hope my funeral goes as well as this one.


            shut the fuck up donnie!!

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            • #21
              Cremation just makes a lot more damn sense. From what I've heard, though, the crooked ass funeral home industry is now making that shit crazy expensive, too. WTF? If it's going to cost more than a grand, I'd rather my friends and family wrap me up in a sheet and throw me on a big campfire. Whoever wants to can take a few scoops as a keepsake or go throw some ashes out where they have memories of me. Leave the rest in the fire pit and come back and camp around "me" every now and then. That's how I'd like it.

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              • #22
                My parents want to be cremated but I am unsure myself. Been set on fire once and it was not pleasant, not sure if I am down with it again.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
                  My parents want to be cremated but I am unsure myself. Been set on fire once and it was not pleasant, not sure if I am down with it again.
                  [svo...]I heard a zombie once say it's painful to rot and there is an uncontrollable urge to eat brain matter, so I guess the choice is up to you.{/svo...}

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by jluv View Post
                    Cremation just makes a lot more damn sense. From what I've heard, though, the crooked ass funeral home industry is now making that shit crazy expensive, too. WTF? If it's going to cost more than a grand, I'd rather my friends and family wrap me up in a sheet and throw me on a big campfire. Whoever wants to can take a few scoops as a keepsake or go throw some ashes out where they have memories of me. Leave the rest in the fire pit and come back and camp around "me" every now and then. That's how I'd like it.
                    Epic bonfire at Coleman's spot! Just like Darth Vader.. Sounds good to me!

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                    • #25
                      I've told a few friends that I want a Viking funeral, at first it was a joke, but the more I think about it, the more it sounds like a sound plan.
                      G'Day Mate

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Grimpala View Post
                        I've told a few friends that I want a Viking funeral, at first it was a joke, but the more I think about it, the more it sounds like a sound plan.
                        Viking Funeral / Irish Wake...

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                        • #27
                          Hell my grangma paid an extra $1000 bucks to have my grandpa's casket sealed with cement or some shit like that. Who cares hello nobody's home! Just burn me up have a little gtg at the house and everybody drink at least one beer there and play some good music.

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                          • #28
                            I've always said I wanted my ashes spread at the mouth of the Amazon and the shores of Tahoe near emerald island. Idgaf really as I'll be dead, but I figure someone will get a memorable trip out of the deal

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                              [svo...]I heard a zombie once say it's painful to rot and there is an uncontrollable urge to eat brain matter, so I guess the choice is up to you.{/svo...}
                              Well crap, didn't think about that one. Where has svo been anyways?

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                              • #30
                                I have always like the thought of burial at sea.
                                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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