Guys with tacticool beards in here.

[soap]

True story I purchased a backpack a while back, and received an email from the NSA. I guess my name triggered something. I had to email a picture of my ID To prove who I am.

[jefehbk]

Jesus dude, put a nsfw warning before posting a pic of a mug like that

[lincolnboy]

Come on, don't lie. You really bought a fanny pack.

[black2002ls]

I use this stuff when I need to tame it, works pretty good. I shampoo mine when I shampoo my hair and sometimes put in some conditioner.

http://www.amazon.com/Honest-Amish-B...dp/B009NNFB0O/

My wife thinks it is wierd that I shampoo my face!

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[krazy kris]

Fuck shaving! Sensitive skin sucks! I just use the beard trimmers.

[ELVIS]

Soap, you are an ugly muthufucker. I aint no prince charming but fuck, no wonder you fuck cows and I don't mean fat bitches either...

Shit H, I was gonna say soap looks better with the beard!

God bless.

[Cooter]

Fuck shaving! Sensitive skin sucks! I just use the beard trimmers.

I haven't taken a razor to my face in over ten years...

and that was for an old family friend's wedding...

it had been about nine years prior the last time I did it...

I can't do the smooth shave. I just don't care for it at all

[Snatch Napkin]

Proper usage. We'll done, Sir.

[LANTIRN]

When should I trim it now or later, or let it grow wild?

What does your imam say?

[lincolnboy]

I have gotten pressured to trim my stache, cause it keep tickling the ol'lady when i would kiss her. She said trim it or no more kisses. I opted no more kisses

[slow84lx]

Well,....given your affection for all things bovine, you should try some Udder Cream.

[SS Junk]

[lincolnboy]

That shit was funny

[barronj]

If nothing else, you get a bronze bust in the DFW hall of fame for thickest skin on this board. You either ignore or laugh at anyone wanting to break you down. There's something to be said for that.

And if I were to sell you a car, I would expect you to smell and then taste the oil fill cap and tell me exactly how old the oil was, even though I'd stuck a fresh filter on there.

[soap]

If nothing else, you get a bronze bust in the DFW hall of fame for thickest skin on this board. You either ignore or laugh at anyone wanting to break you down. There's something to be said for that.

And if I were to sell you a car, I would expect you to smell and then taste the oil fill cap and tell me exactly how old the oil was, even though I'd stuck a fresh filter on there.

I actually do Smell the oil cap on used cars I buy.