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    Ms. Maxxzandra sets record giving birth to 14.1 lb boy

    Tags: daddy is 1 of 172, needz mo dem foodstampz, svo weighed 15.2, welfare queen
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    Tax dollars at work.
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    Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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        What they don't tell you is that when they whisked away her newborn linebacker they immediately brought in a battlefield surgeon to do cleanup who had to use IED blast treatment methods to put her shit back together.

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          He looks bruised.

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            Next on Maury. ...the DNA results are IN!!!
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            • #7
              Natural birth. Well. She's useless now.
              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
              dont downshift!!
              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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              • #8
                My Dad's uncle weighed 13 lbs. when he was born. They named him Bus.

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                  Would not be surprised if she is not shopping him around to nfl already......

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                    Originally posted by Denny
                    I'd pay the doc to throw an extra couple stitches in there.
                    LOL better bust out the brad nailer.
                    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                    dont downshift!!
                    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                    • #11
                      And to think, she didnt even know she was pregnant!

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                        How far did that pelvic bone have to expand?
                        "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Denny
                          I'd pay the doc to throw an extra couple stitches in there.
                          You had to pay?
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                            She's got the dia-betus

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