Officially lost control...

[Sean88gt]

What a shit show.

Seriously. I have 2 dags, and those bitches aren't allowed on any furniture. I just don't get it.

[snacksnack]

Seriously. I have 2 dags, and those bitches aren't allowed on any furniture. I just don't get it.

dag
daɡ/
nounAustralian/New Zealandinformal
plural noun: dags

an unfashionable or socially conservative person

I fully understand, I dont think I would let them on the furniture with my dogs either.

[bcoop]

Actually, he does wear a jacket sometimes.

I bought him a fleece jumpsuit a while back, with full sleeves and a hoodie, and just a hole for the pooping. but when we put it on him, he gets this awful look of shame and embarrassment, so I don't make him wear it anymore.

Yeah, but he's old and probably needs something to help keep him warm up there.

[A_A_G]

go fuck yourself

Maybe you should sleep outside? Clearly there's no room in your home for you

[Baron Von Crowder]

he gets this awful look of shame and embarrassment, so I don't make him wear it anymore.

cause dogs dont wear pants!

[Baba Ganoush]

Seriously. I have 2 dags, and those bitches aren't allowed on any furniture. I just don't get it.

I don't either. Oh how I love being covered in dog pubes when I sit on your couch!

[Chili]

Yeah, but he's old and probably needs something to help keep him warm up there.

Ours wear jackets at night when we are up there camping, too! It gets cold for our spoiled, indoor, Texas dogs!





We got the idea from Jluv though:

[GE]

I bet it smells wonderful in there.