Help! I tripped and my penis fell in you.

[TexasDevilDog]

A millionaire businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell.

Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his London flat after a night of drinking.

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Abdulaziz said he had accidentally fallen on the teenager and that she tried to seduce him, and that was how his DNA got onto her vagina.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/12/16/millionaire-found-not-guilty-rape-after-claiming-accidentally-tripped-and-fell.html?intcmp=hppop

[cool cat]

Well a precedent has been set, we can all cheat on our wives without fear of repercussions.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I hate it when that happens.

[Scott Mc]

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week

[jw33]

[Gasser64]

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week

And this just had to turn into a court case. What was that song... anything goes


But ROFL!! LMAO!!

[helosailor]

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week

You guys win the internets for today.

[Gasser64]

Well, it looks like he "got off"

[1carcrazyguy]

So he was going for the ol' banana in the tail pipe trick, and missed.