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Last night around 11 a buddy and I were changing the plugs and relocating the fuel filter on his truck when my newish neighbor comes out to say hello. Hes weird as shit and I've only seen him a few times in passing. He starts off with..
"hey man, no hard feelings on you parking in my parking spot" and continues to ramble on eventually getting to "I like to drink every now and then, I'm going through a divorce and tonight I'm getting a hooker, that's it. $250 and its a little Chinese woman"
What the hell? Why are you telling me this? I was having a hard time not laughing in this guy's face.. But I really just wanted him to leave.. So I respond with "alright man, have fun" and just continue doing what I was doing....
Well about 20 minutes goes by and here he is again...
"Hey she's here, I'm going to go get her"
He then brings her to my garage
"Hey these are my neighbors, SEE I wasn't kidding!"
At this point I'm in shock, this "little Chinese woman" was easily 35 or more, taller than him in heels and reminded me of a lady that would sell you donuts, I felt bad he paid $250 for that and just said "alright.."..
We go for a test drive, see some dodge truck sitting around the corner idling with his HIDs(HIVs) lighting up the whole road, about an hour goes by and we pull back up. That truck was still sitting there, and sure enough he picks up the donut lady, by this time I had named Sue Lang.
That was my night last night, along with police shooting some kid on fry street and the whole block down the road blocked off by police all night.
Denton. Lol
"hey man, no hard feelings on you parking in my parking spot" and continues to ramble on eventually getting to "I like to drink every now and then, I'm going through a divorce and tonight I'm getting a hooker, that's it. $250 and its a little Chinese woman"
What the hell? Why are you telling me this? I was having a hard time not laughing in this guy's face.. But I really just wanted him to leave.. So I respond with "alright man, have fun" and just continue doing what I was doing....
Well about 20 minutes goes by and here he is again...
"Hey she's here, I'm going to go get her"
He then brings her to my garage
"Hey these are my neighbors, SEE I wasn't kidding!"
At this point I'm in shock, this "little Chinese woman" was easily 35 or more, taller than him in heels and reminded me of a lady that would sell you donuts, I felt bad he paid $250 for that and just said "alright.."..
We go for a test drive, see some dodge truck sitting around the corner idling with his HIDs(HIVs) lighting up the whole road, about an hour goes by and we pull back up. That truck was still sitting there, and sure enough he picks up the donut lady, by this time I had named Sue Lang.
That was my night last night, along with police shooting some kid on fry street and the whole block down the road blocked off by police all night.
Denton. Lol
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