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  • #46
    Originally posted by The King View Post
    If nothing else, you're a sensationalist in your posts. I find the image of rampaging fatties extremely funny, thanks for the morning laugh.
    If anything else, they'd finally get some damn cardio.
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #47
      All this bickering is based on junk science. The only thing that they proved is that rats like to eat oreos more than the like to be injected with coke and heroin.
      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
        All this bickering is based on junk science. The only thing that they proved is that rats like to eat oreos more than the like to be injected with coke and heroin.
        Of the 3 which do you like the best?
        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by svo855 View Post
          Of the 3 which do you like the best?
          oreos.
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
            oreos.
            I will have to try them since they are the only one that will not get you locked up.
            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by svo855 View Post
              I will have to try them since they are the only one that will not get you locked up.
              wait, you've never eaten an oreo cookie?
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                wait, you've never eaten an oreo cookie?
                Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.
                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                  Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.
                  So you're a communist.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                    Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.
                    Well get you a glass of milk and discover life!
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                      Not yet. I was not allowed sweets or sodas as a kid and now I am a sugar bandit if that sort of stuff is around so I never buy it.
                      I was allowed sugar as a kid and definitely partook too often! LOL

                      as a teen and on into adulthood, I always championed the fact that "I don't have a sweet tooth. I prefer savory foods", etc. etc. etc.

                      Aaaaand then I quit drinking alcohol!

                      Thankfully, twenty years of very few sweets has helped train me how to act as far as sweets are concerned. We don't really buy the shit or keep it in the house. But yeah, ever since I stopped drinking, I can definitely knock down a good desert!

                      I don't do sodas or wrapped candy. But a good quality made desert is high on the want list these days LOL
                      http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                      • #56
                        oh, and Oreos fall under "wrapped candy" to me...

                        it would be like wasting my alcohol sobriety with Miller Lite or something.
                        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                          So you're a communist.
                          Hardly; I am a very principled libertarian and borderline anarchist. My younger brother is a communist.
                          Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                          • #58
                            I avoid anything with added sugar whenever I can, and stopped drinking beer several years back to prevent diabetes and not become a raging fattie. Fatness just causes too many problems, grossness being among the most significant.

                            I shall not give up my cheese however.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by The King View Post
                              I avoid anything with added sugar whenever I can, and stopped drinking beer several years back to prevent diabetes and not become a raging fattie. Fatness just causes too many problems, grossness being among the most significant.

                              I shall not give up my cheese however.
                              Not to mention that fucking would be pretty tough if you were obese.

                              Like you I will never even consider giving up cheese.
                              Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                              • #60
                                Okay, I got some Oreos today. Who the fuck eats theses things? They taste like lard mixed with huge amounts of sugar and the cookie part was not worth a damn.
                                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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