Research Shows Cocaine And Heroin Are Less Addictive Than Oreos

[93LXHORSE]

Okay, I got some Oreos today. Who the fuck eats theses things? They taste like lard mixed with huge amounts of sugar and the cookie part was not worth a damn.

Yes but when you cook one up in a spoon and inject it, you will see what all the fuss is about.

[S_K]

Worst part about this ... We paid for this "research" with our tax dollars.

[lincolnboy]

Next time you reach for another slice of cheese, don’t be so hard on yourself. Researchers have recently discovered the dairy product is as addictive as drugs.