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  • #46
    No one wants to see an std outbreak.
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    • #47
      Yeah go to the doctor man. I can't help you.
      WH

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      • #48
        Originally posted by slow99 View Post
        And then they end up with Chad Allen. Ya know, his parents originally wanted to name him Chad John Allen but then they decided to name him John Chad Allen.
        Lmao the story got so much deeper after that. That was the beginning!
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        • #49
          Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
          not black enough to date a chubby white girl that most white boys couldn't handle? lets go grab a beer some time, i got some stories to tell you.
          Jesus Christ! Nobody wants to be internet friends and grab a beer with you. You've asked how many now and no one has accepted the invitation.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Denny
            Damn. I read that whole 12 page waste of time.

            SPOILER ALERT: No nudes.
            Jesus Christ that went 12 pages lol.. Its hilarious where you guys congregate at!

            Anyway chad was smart. We were both banging her. I knew about him but he didn't know about me until I called him and told him. He dumped her, she stalked him. I got in another relationship. She went as far as new mexico stalking him. He was about to press charges, so she came running back to me.

            Im an idiot so I dumped my hot Asian chick for the crazy ex EX. We got married about 4 months AFTER all the drama. (not my idea) Then she decided to leave me for an amateur MMA fighter 3 months into the marriage. This ended 2013. I was her 3rd marriage in 6 years, I've heard she just divorced her 4th and definitely has #5 lined up.

            So 2 engagements, 2 rings I never got back. A wedding I paid for plus the divorce. About 10k in debt all in all. Actually not that bad in the end. She didn't even show up to the divorce so we (my dads a lawyer) had a field day. Got a judgment, she refused to pay so I sold it to a collection company for 8% >.>;

            Soooooo Yea...Just got everything paid off.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by FunFordCobra View Post
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              Got a judgment, she refused to pay so I sold it to a collection company for 8%
              Greatness!!!
              Originally posted by Sean88gt
              You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
              You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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              • #52
                Lamar tried to commit suicide via the greatest weekend ever.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                  Lamar tried to commit suicide via the greatest weekend ever.
                  I was with you until I remembered the tranny. I'd imagine he at least has the money for Bailey Jay.


                  *fixed
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
                    Does this mean Kanye is next?
                    We can only hope!
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                    (Forever Under Construction)



                    "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A Edison

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                      I was with you until I remembered the tranny. I'd imagine he at least has the money for Bailey Jay.


                      *fixed
                      Maybe that shit was bucket list material?

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        Maybe that shit was bucket list material?
                        I'm still not convinced that Khloe doesn't have a dick.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #57
                          Bruce was booked up.

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