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    Well I'm a certified genius now so....

    just kidding, I'm still an idiot. I did finally finish my bachelor's degree in Mechanical Engineering though. Anyone know of any M.E. jobs that will pay me enough to buy cowskin rugs?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
    just kidding, I'm still an idiot. I did finally finish my bachelor's degree in Mechanical Engineering though. Anyone know of any M.E. jobs that will pay me enough to buy cowskin rugs?
    Yes. Start building pools.
    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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    • #3
      Perfect.

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      • #4
        Buick172

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        • #5
          I suggest that you dress up nicely, get a briefcase full of resumes, make a sign that you need a cowskin worthy job and walk around outside the professional sports stadiums.


          Oh wait, that's been done.














          By the way. Congratulations on your accomplishment!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
            Buick172
            Only 48% as much Buick?

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            • #7
              congrats!

              god bless.
              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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              • #8
                Congrats!
                Originally posted by davbrucas
                I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
                  Only 48% as much Buick?
                  Less is more plus 1.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
                    just kidding, I'm still an idiot. I did finally finish my bachelor's degree in Mechanical Engineering though. Anyone know of any M.E. jobs that will pay me enough to buy cowskin rugs?
                    Congrats and thats an excellent career choice! What school? What area you looking to work? What industry?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                      Congrats and thats an excellent career choice! What school? What area you looking to work? What industry?
                      UTA (fellow Maverick!!) I'm in the Aerospace industry right now, but I'm not really partial to it or anything. I just want a interesting and challenging job that pays well. I'm in Northwest Ft Worth.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
                        UTA (fellow Maverick!!) I'm in the Aerospace industry right now, but I'm not really partial to it or anything. I just want a interesting and challenging job that pays well. I'm in Northwest Ft Worth.
                        Awww yeah! Go Mavs (and the obligatory go pokes!).

                        DFW isnt a bad place to be looking, though most of the industries that were once money pots seem to be in a tough spot. I would recommend going for a role that gives you solid fundamentals (GD&T, test planning, design and analysis..etc) then going for a money move after 2-3 years. You will be much more valuable then.

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                        • #13
                          G.E. is.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                            G.E. is.
                            Fuck off. Smart people are talking. Shit.
                            Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                            I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                            Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                            Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                            dont downshift!!
                            Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                              Fuck off. Smart people are talking. Shit.

                              I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day LMFAO!

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