So how's Irving pd doing after arresting a kid?

[CWO]

^^^^^ WTF is that about? I am white.

You are Ludacris, quite possibly a homophone. I have never seen you, I promise we all know you're white.

[46Tbird]

How about the time I ran into Oliver Stone at The Palm while on a date? He put my date into one of his movies as a stripper which I thought was really funny since she was a stripper.

Turns out that the man is one of the top 30 richest people on earth (he wasn't at the time) and we have been friends ever since.

This place wouldn't be DFWM without you.

[Gasser64]

Madonna sucked my dick and I had to go get tested.

[Tremor14]

Madonna and I had the same 8th grade english teacher in Michigan, no BS

[svauto-erotic855]

I wouldn't say THAT is what what makes you a liar. I'd say being a liar is what makes you a liar.

Or how about the time in about 06' I heard a loud crash in front of my apartment (at the corner of abbot and armstrong in HP) at 2 or 3 am on a week night and found a car with busted rims in the front yard with a very drunk man at the wheel whom I recognized as a neighbor. I put him in my guest room and parked his car on the street before the PD could notice anything. Turns out that the man is one of the top 30 richest people on earth (he wasn't at the time) and we have been friends ever since. Does that make me a liar too?

[CexMashean]

I saw Modonna early in the evening at the Lizard Lounge a long time ago. Does telling you about that make me a liar? I once saw Gary Busey at Cabaret Royale 20 something year ago and Bill Gates at the Men's Club. Does that also make me a liar too?

I wouldn't say THAT is what what makes you a liar. I'd say being a liar is what makes you a liar.

[svauto-erotic855]

Almost everyone has encountered a pathological liar—the type of person who in one conversation claims to have dined with the Queen of England, danced back-up for Madonna, and dived with great white sharks. The problem for pathological liars is that their attempts to impress often backfire.

Instead of getting the love and attention they seek, they usually earn scorn and ridicule. A habit of lying can quickly ruin a person’s reputation and interfere with his ability to establish meaningful relationships.

I saw Modonna early in the evening at the Lizard Lounge a long time ago. Does telling you about that make me a liar? I once saw Gary Busey at Cabaret Royale 20 something years ago and Bill Gates at the Men's Club. Does that make me a liar too? How about the time I ran into Oliver Stone at The Palm while on a date? He put my date into one of his movies as a stripper which I thought was really funny since she was a stripper.

[SS Junk]

3 Turkmen tried to rob me at knife point so I would say that they had it coming. Only one had a knife and I nearly killed him on the spot.

Almost everyone has encountered a pathological liar—the type of person who in one conversation claims to have dined with the Queen of England, danced back-up for Madonna, and dived with great white sharks. The problem for pathological liars is that their attempts to impress often backfire.

Instead of getting the love and attention they seek, they usually earn scorn and ridicule. A habit of lying can quickly ruin a person’s reputation and interfere with his ability to establish meaningful relationships.

[svauto-erotic855]

^^^^^ WTF is that about? I am white.

[CWO]

[svauto-erotic855]

^^^^ Slicing on lightly clothed people who have no clue that you are holding a knife is pretty easy and doesn't take the skill of a CIA trained killer. If I had to guess I would say that my encounter took less then 10 seconds but 10 seconds is a VERY long time when you are getting cut on.

[Chili]

Did you take it easy on them?

He Jason Bourne'd them and they didn't even know it..

[svauto-erotic855]

I found a mountain lion eating duck eggs by a pool quite a few years ago at Preston and Westgrove and it left when it was done eating and could have given a shit about me.

[juiceweezl]

[svauto-erotic855]

Is this the story where you broke out and spent months walking across the continent in the middle of a war zone, or was that Africa or the Middle East?

Same time frame and it was only one country and it technically was not a war zone; just neighbors of various factions killing each other.

Edit: I have never mentioned anything about breaking out of anything.