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  • ^^^^ Slicing on lightly clothed people who have no clue that you are holding a knife is pretty easy and doesn't take the skill of a CIA trained killer. If I had to guess I would say that my encounter took less then 10 seconds but 10 seconds is a VERY long time when you are getting cut on.
    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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      • ^^^^^ WTF is that about? I am white.
        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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        • Originally posted by svo855 View Post
          3 Turkmen tried to rob me at knife point so I would say that they had it coming. Only one had a knife and I nearly killed him on the spot.
          Almost everyone has encountered a pathological liar—the type of person who in one conversation claims to have dined with the Queen of England, danced back-up for Madonna, and dived with great white sharks. The problem for pathological liars is that their attempts to impress often backfire.

          Instead of getting the love and attention they seek, they usually earn scorn and ridicule. A habit of lying can quickly ruin a person’s reputation and interfere with his ability to establish meaningful relationships.

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          • Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
            Almost everyone has encountered a pathological liar—the type of person who in one conversation claims to have dined with the Queen of England, danced back-up for Madonna, and dived with great white sharks. The problem for pathological liars is that their attempts to impress often backfire.

            Instead of getting the love and attention they seek, they usually earn scorn and ridicule. A habit of lying can quickly ruin a person’s reputation and interfere with his ability to establish meaningful relationships.
            I saw Modonna early in the evening at the Lizard Lounge a long time ago. Does telling you about that make me a liar? I once saw Gary Busey at Cabaret Royale 20 something years ago and Bill Gates at the Men's Club. Does that make me a liar too? How about the time I ran into Oliver Stone at The Palm while on a date? He put my date into one of his movies as a stripper which I thought was really funny since she was a stripper.
            Last edited by svauto-erotic855; 10-07-2015, 10:10 AM.
            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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            • Originally posted by svo855 View Post
              I saw Modonna early in the evening at the Lizard Lounge a long time ago. Does telling you about that make me a liar? I once saw Gary Busey at Cabaret Royale 20 something year ago and Bill Gates at the Men's Club. Does that also make me a liar too?
              I wouldn't say THAT is what what makes you a liar. I'd say being a liar is what makes you a liar.
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              • Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                I wouldn't say THAT is what what makes you a liar. I'd say being a liar is what makes you a liar.
                Or how about the time in about 06' I heard a loud crash in front of my apartment (at the corner of abbot and armstrong in HP) at 2 or 3 am on a week night and found a car with busted rims in the front yard with a very drunk man at the wheel whom I recognized as a neighbor. I put him in my guest room and parked his car on the street before the PD could notice anything. Turns out that the man is one of the top 30 richest people on earth (he wasn't at the time) and we have been friends ever since. Does that make me a liar too?
                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                • Madonna and I had the same 8th grade english teacher in Michigan, no BS

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                  • Madonna sucked my dick and I had to go get tested.
                    WH

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                    • Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                      How about the time I ran into Oliver Stone at The Palm while on a date? He put my date into one of his movies as a stripper which I thought was really funny since she was a stripper.
                      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                      Turns out that the man is one of the top 30 richest people on earth (he wasn't at the time) and we have been friends ever since.
                      This place wouldn't be DFWM without you.
                      When the government pays, the government controls.

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                      • Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                        ^^^^^ WTF is that about? I am white.
                        You are Ludacris, quite possibly a homophone. I have never seen you, I promise we all know you're white.

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                        • Why do y'all motherfuckers care? If he is lying, it is only a matter of time until he freightTrains himself. If he isn't, cool, he has led a pretty exciting and interesting life.
                          Originally posted by lincolnboy
                          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                          • Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
                            Why do y'all motherfuckers care? If he is lying, it is only a matter of time until he freightTrains himself. If he isn't, cool, he has led a pretty exciting and interesting life.
                            More power to him, I'm not mad.

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                            • Annoyed is the correct word. Not mad or angry. Shit is just annoying.
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                              • Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                                Annoyed is the correct word. Not mad or angry. Shit is just annoying.
                                Correct me if I am wrong but isn't there a function where you can put a member on an ignore list and will never see anything that they post again?
                                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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