I am not into blood, piss, or scat and I would take out 20 slant eyed fuckers if even one of them got some jiz on me.
The asian hooker was one of the best fucks of my life. She would do a high speed rub down of your entire body with her ass after covering you with lotion. I fucked her for 4 hours straight and only stopped when she started to pass out every time she came.
you're still wet behind the ears youngster, i wanna share stories with this man. i bet we have mutual friends.
Im wet behind the ears? Or svo?
In all honesty...ive wanted to meet both of you odd balls. And i really do want a fight night with you...that would be a dfwm historical moment. Were both not favorites here...so no matter who wins...lots of people will be happy with who loses.
calm down, we can see the pre jizz in your boxers. we'll have our date, im in austin often, i will let you know next time, and we can agree on a gentlemens bet.
Oh and SLIGHTLY on topic...im not going to the air race...but i will be watching a former RBR driver (mark webber) at the lone star le mans next weekend. My FIL got us pit passes so im pretty pumped.
calm down, we can see the pre jizz in your boxers. we'll have our date, im in austin often, i will let you know next time, and we can agree on a gentlemens bet.
Im not getting gay with you...but ill grab a beer.
If we throw down its in public...with a dfwm audience.
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