Fun stuff to do in Dallas?

[Snatch Napkin]

Of course not. That is what her sister is for.

Excellent. We might let you stick around.

Fucking A right!!!

[VaderTT]

Iniquity

[Gear_Jammer]

traffic
sex
go home

You left out:

Get pulled over and/or car jacked
Get a DWI
Go to Lew Steritt jail

eat at Campisi's downtown

F'dat. Go to the original on Mockingbird. It's old school and much cooler.

I like the Dallas Aquarium. Another fun place is Speed Zone - http://www.speedzone.com/site/Dallas/index.html if its not too cold. The Dallas Flight Museum at Love Field is pretty cool if you like planes.

[bcoop]

You left out:

Get pulled over and/or car jacked
Get a DWI
Get a Mr. Meaner and go to Lewis Derreck jail

Fixed

[Mr_Fiux]

Grassy knoll? See where JFK got shot?

[Treasure Chest]

Shit, do you want her to go cut the turkeys head off and gut the pig too?

To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't be the first time on either count. But I can also add chicken, deer, and goat to that list, AND I take a morbid pleasure in debreasting doves.

[stevo]

To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't be the first time on either count. But I can also add chicken, deer, and goat to that list, AND I take a morbid pleasure in debreasting doves.

Stevo

[mstng86]

To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't be the first time on either count. But I can also add chicken, deer, and goat to that list, AND I take a morbid pleasure in debreasting doves.

Shiiiit, neegro, thats all you had to say.

Your cooler than the otherside of the pillow.

[Treasure Chest]

Shiiiit, neegro, thats all you had to say.

Your cooler than the otherside of the pillow.

I learned early on that you have to be useful to get invited to the deer lease.

[Katrina]

I took the kids to the Fort Worth Zoo last Sunday and they had all the good animals put away. Dallas Zoo may be the same. Check first.