Anticlimactic post, you’ve been warned.

[FunFordCobra]

Lolol

[jluv]

so it attracts wal-mart workers. got it.

Ha!

[Forever_frost]

Some of us have standards beyond the ability to say "yes."

Your standard requires a 'yes?' Hell, I have duct tape so there's an implied yes.

[Gasser64]

She's not interested in vehicles whose GVWR she exceeds.

Ha

[racrguy]

Who the fuck needs soul or taste when you're fucking them? Do you faggots also make them take an SAT test before allowing your snobby penises to get a chub?

Any broad that I fuck with has to score better than 172 on the LSAT.

[Gasser64]

Isn't that uh... well below down syndrome levels?