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So this morning I swung into a gas station to buy something to drink. I pulled up in my ranger and went inside (still half asleep). While standing in line I notice an early 20’s redhead a few people in front of me and think, “huh, that’s a pretty attractive redhead.” She was probably 5’6” or 5’7” maybe 110-115lb and a solid b cup. She looked fit and didn’t have to bad of an ass. She was with a chubby blond lady and both had on walmart vests. They paid for their crap and walked out the door; I went about my business of being half asleep. I made it up to the cashier and then was headed back to the truck, when I notice the red head is standing next to my truck looking it over intently. I then hear her talking excitedly to her fat friend about how “Cute” my truck is. She went on for a bit while the fat friend rolled her eyes and tried to rush her along. Confused by this, I stood still for a moment. The only woman I’ve ever met who liked my ranger is my wife, and that wasn’t until after she drove it. I made the approach and pulled the keys out of my pocket. I was nearly next to her when she realized it was my truck. She blushed and apologetically backed from the door. I kindly smiled and said thanks for the complement, got in my truck and drove away. Sorry but no this didn’t become a boat story and I was too tired to say something witty to give the story a zinger of a punch line. But I do find it odd that an attractive young female was fawning over a busted up lowered Ranger. Though once I got to work and told my friends what happened we did come up with a new nickname for the truck.
p.s. had I had said something to the girl, the only thing in my head at the time was, "so if you like things that are small? I'm the guy for you!"
p.s. had I had said something to the girl, the only thing in my head at the time was, "so if you like things that are small? I'm the guy for you!"
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