Saturday morning, 5:30 am the jerk wakes me like he usually does to let him out. He is strictly an indoor dog. 11lb poodle/shitsoo (pooshit? shitpoo?) We live in the country with the critters. We have a leash on the front porch I clip him to, then I went back to bed. Not 5 minutes later, he is barking hard at something and then a bunch of yelping and acting hurt. I figured he knocked a small patio table over and scared him. I come out the door and I see two shadows dart away from him. They were about his size. No smell of a skunk in the air. One takes off one direction, the other 90 degrees the other way. We get him in the house and look him over. Found a puncture in his cheek with a little blood and a scratch in his side. Someone suggested maybe opossum might have been near the porch he cornered. He is probably a couple of months past due for his shots, but since he is indoors all the time, we hadn't treated it with top priority.
Saturday morning, 5:30 am the jerk wakes me like he usually does to let him out. He is strictly an indoor dog. 11lb poodle/shitsoo (pooshit? shitpoo?) We live in the country with the critters. We have a leash on the front porch I clip him to, then I went back to bed. Not 5 minutes later, he is barking hard at something and then a bunch of yelping and acting hurt. I figured he knocked a small patio table over and scared him. I come out the door and I see two shadows dart away from him. They were about his size. No smell of a skunk in the air. One takes off one direction, the other 90 degrees the other way. We get him in the house and look him over. Found a puncture in his cheek with a little blood and a scratch in his side. Someone suggested maybe opossum might have been near the porch he cornered. He is probably a couple of months past due for his shots, but since he is indoors all the time, we hadn't treated it with top priority.
If you owned a man's dog breed this would be a non-issue because the little bastards would be dead. Little dogs are just noisy cats.
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If you owned a man's dog breed this would be a non-issue because the little bastards would be dead. Little dogs are just noisy cats.
Sorry about your dick there. My dog breed doesn't reflect my masculinity.
I didn't pick the dog, but we all love him and he is a damn good watch dog even if he doesn't have the brawn. My husky on the other hand scares the hell out of most people. I let him off to roam around the other day and hear the contractors next door hollering. They are all standing in their pickup bed afraid my dog is about to eat them. I don't know if he even noticed them, he was just snooping around for left over taco crumbs.
I should have been clearer. She kills and east some critter every workday, sometime more than one per day. She hits the ground at a dead sprint at every yard we walk into. She hates Sundays because we do not go "Hunting".
Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.
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