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  • #16


    Edit: Damn you two beat me to it and found the gif!
    I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


    Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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      • #18
        My dog kills and eats some critter every single day off the week including possums and she is just fine. You have nothing to worry about.
        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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        • #19
          365 critters a year, you say?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
            365 critters a year, you say?
            No, we are talking about SVO-years so it would be about 927 critters per year.
            I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


            Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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            • #21
              Saturday morning, 5:30 am the jerk wakes me like he usually does to let him out. He is strictly an indoor dog. 11lb poodle/shitsoo (pooshit? shitpoo?) We live in the country with the critters. We have a leash on the front porch I clip him to, then I went back to bed. Not 5 minutes later, he is barking hard at something and then a bunch of yelping and acting hurt. I figured he knocked a small patio table over and scared him. I come out the door and I see two shadows dart away from him. They were about his size. No smell of a skunk in the air. One takes off one direction, the other 90 degrees the other way. We get him in the house and look him over. Found a puncture in his cheek with a little blood and a scratch in his side. Someone suggested maybe opossum might have been near the porch he cornered. He is probably a couple of months past due for his shots, but since he is indoors all the time, we hadn't treated it with top priority.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Frank View Post
                Saturday morning, 5:30 am the jerk wakes me like he usually does to let him out. He is strictly an indoor dog. 11lb poodle/shitsoo (pooshit? shitpoo?) We live in the country with the critters. We have a leash on the front porch I clip him to, then I went back to bed. Not 5 minutes later, he is barking hard at something and then a bunch of yelping and acting hurt. I figured he knocked a small patio table over and scared him. I come out the door and I see two shadows dart away from him. They were about his size. No smell of a skunk in the air. One takes off one direction, the other 90 degrees the other way. We get him in the house and look him over. Found a puncture in his cheek with a little blood and a scratch in his side. Someone suggested maybe opossum might have been near the porch he cornered. He is probably a couple of months past due for his shots, but since he is indoors all the time, we hadn't treated it with top priority.
                If you owned a man's dog breed this would be a non-issue because the little bastards would be dead. Little dogs are just noisy cats.
                I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                • #23
                  ^^^that


                  we eat possums for lunch, and smoke skunk.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
                    we eat possums for lunch, and smoke skunk.
                    love it! LOL
                    http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                    • #25
                      I believe rabies vaccine is one that can be given after a possible bite.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                        If you owned a man's dog breed this would be a non-issue because the little bastards would be dead. Little dogs are just noisy cats.
                        Sorry about your dick there. My dog breed doesn't reflect my masculinity.

                        I didn't pick the dog, but we all love him and he is a damn good watch dog even if he doesn't have the brawn. My husky on the other hand scares the hell out of most people. I let him off to roam around the other day and hear the contractors next door hollering. They are all standing in their pickup bed afraid my dog is about to eat them. I don't know if he even noticed them, he was just snooping around for left over taco crumbs.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Tremor14 View Post
                          365 critters a year, you say?
                          I should have been clearer. She kills and east some critter every workday, sometime more than one per day. She hits the ground at a dead sprint at every yard we walk into. She hates Sundays because we do not go "Hunting".
                          Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
                            If you owned a man's dog breed this would be a non-issue because the little bastards would be dead. Little dogs are just noisy cats.
                            Dont lump cats in with little shit dogs. Cats can actually have purpose.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                              Dont lump cats in with little shit dogs. Cats can actually have purpose.
                              Yup, like carrying rabies more frequently than any other domesticated animal.....

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                                My dog kills and eats some critter every single day off the week including possums and she is just fine. You have nothing to worry about.
                                Is your dog by chance a yellow lab with blue eyes, a red coller and odd cross on the dog tags?

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