Found a flash drive...

[2011GT]

The NSA and Chris Hanson would like to speak to you.

[Chopped54]

I found a Cisco drive in our MER at work. Figured it was one of our techs so I opened it to see if I could find whose it was. There was all kinds of black power, black panther, black lives matter crap on it, along with a few semesters of school work.
Remembered we had an ATT tech in there a few days before, he had the balls to call looking for it. "Yeah I found it but looked like one of ours so I wiped it and loaded our switch image on it. I can get our stuff off and leave it at the front desk for you." Wish I could have see the look on his face on the other end of the phone....

[Darren M]

Found one in a parking lot. Did the same thing, plugged it into a crappy old non-networked/critical machine. Turned out to be a pharmacist's with patient data and resume. Called the guy and returned it. He asked what all I looked at? Told him nothing more than the resume but that HIPPA would have his license if I chose to turn it over to them. He flipped. I explained how to encrypt it and ensured him I was one of the rare good guys. My entire family ate VERY good sushi that night, on his dime and buy his insistence.
Karma is good some times.

[LANTIRN]

You should lock it with a password (and your contact info) and mail it to him with one clue in the package, and then a lengthy scavenger hunt around the area telling him you found something the cops might be interested in. Tell him in the note that your contact info is in the protected USB, and that you are willing to hear his side before you call the cops. After he freaks out and spends time finding the clues and calls you, just tell him you are fucking with him.

[cyclonescott]

We had a guy at work leave a flash drive in a shared computer. Big No No. Someone turned it into security per protocol, who then found a big stash or porn on it. He was then asked to turn in his badge and escorted out the gate. $100,000 job gone just like that.

[71chevellejohn]

The NSA and Chris Hanson would like to speak to you.

And Jared from subway...

[mardyn]

Mercbuff's neighbor lost a flash drive recently.. had his resume and tax info on it.

It can't be that small of a World... or is it? The guy's name is Dennis Reames

mardyn

[Frank]

Mercbuff's neighbor lost a flash drive recently.. had his resume and tax info on it.

It can't be that small of a World... or is it? The guy's name is Dennis Reames

mardyn

Naw, wasn't him. Someone in Carrollton. Even has a broke down looking Foxbody across the street though.