pyramid schemes aka Multi Level Marketing

[snacksnack]

https://www.h9water.com/public/index.aspx

[Gasser64]

Please post any and all MLM meetings youve been invited to in the area. Me and my buddy need a new hobby and we are going to start crashing them

thank you

Visalus. I got dragged to a couple meetings by my boss who is the get rich quick scheme type. Loves anthony robbins, self help, all that happy horseshit. Ugh. It was painful.

Its basically just dog food with no calories at all to help people lose weight. Lots of people have reported a fairly sharp decline in their overall health though. Joint pain, different stuff. He was going to get rich off of it, of course. He stopped doing it a few months ago, I'm always having to resist the urge to ask him how visalus is going. If he's rich yet. And if he's made it to the top of the pyramid yet.

They had some ex dallas cowboy pitching it for them, some guy named Matt... can't remember the last name. Don't care, not a sports fan in the least. He of course drove a new BMW M5 that you'd be driving if you sold enough. They'd buy you one. But it had to be silver, dark grey, or white because those were the visalus colors.

[snacksnack]

He stopped doing it a few months ago, I'm always having to resist the urge to ask him how visalus is going. If he's rich yet. And if he's made it to the top of the pyramid yet. .

This is my favorite thing to do is ask how it's going and listen to there lies.

[32vfromhell]

It's sold by bored housewives who think they are contributing to household income and are now equal partners with the breadwinner of the house.

[slow99]

Zeal meet tonight in McKinney.

Excited to spread the momentum in McKinney tonight!! Zeal parties are how we share Zeal and testimonies of local friends that have amazing results and also people sharing their income stories! If you're curious, come check it out! No pressure to buy- just come listen! Message me for address! Nothing compares!

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[Broncojohnny]

Half of these things I have never even heard of. What the fuck is Zeal?

[quikag]

It is this awesome energy/magic drink that will grow your penis by several inches, you'll get down to 5% body fat (max), any cancer cells will die in your body, you'll grow a full head of hair, all the other hair on your body will fall away revealing tender, soft porcelain skin that will grow to a healthy bronze glow, your teeth will become white, your eyes a piercing green/blue, you'll have a ton of energy, your libido will go through the roof, you'll be able to make woman cum multiple times every single time, your muscles will become huge, but tone and lean, you'll live to be 120 years old minimum, and you'll get smarter.

It tastes good too.

[bcoop]

I have not read the rest of the thread...

I have a customer and a very good friend whose wife is relatively high up in the Plexus deal. She pulls down $30,000/mo, and has a free Lexus lease. While very, very nice, it isn't sustainable. He gets it, she doesn't. I don't bring it up though because it is always perceived as an attack.

[mstng86]

He gets it, she doesn't. I don't bring it up though because it is always perceived as an attack.

a woman takes criticism as an attack! SHOCKER!!

[cool cat]

It is this awesome energy/magic drink that will grow your penis by several inches, you'll get down to 5% body fat (max), any cancer cells will die in your body, you'll grow a full head of hair, all the other hair on your body will fall away revealing tender, soft porcelain skin that will grow to a healthy bronze glow, your teeth will become white, your eyes a piercing green/blue, you'll have a ton of energy, your libido will go through the roof, you'll be able to make woman cum multiple times every single time, your muscles will become huge, but tone and lean, you'll live to be 120 years old minimum, and you'll get smarter.

It tastes good too.

I am sending you a blank check. You fill it out for any dollar amount, and send me this miracle product.

[snacksnack]

It is this awesome energy/magic drink that will grow your penis by several inches, you'll get down to 5% body fat (max), any cancer cells will die in your body, you'll grow a full head of hair, all the other hair on your body will fall away revealing tender, soft porcelain skin that will grow to a healthy bronze glow, your teeth will become white, your eyes a piercing green/blue, you'll have a ton of energy, your libido will go through the roof, you'll be able to make woman cum multiple times every single time, your muscles will become huge, but tone and lean, you'll live to be 120 years old minimum, and you'll get smarter.

It tastes good too.

I am sending you a blank check. You fill it out for any dollar amount, and send me this miracle product.

Its no wonder this guys owns a Porsche! Hell im in.

[SS Junk]

Got it.

[Broncojohnny]

a woman takes criticism as an attack! SHOCKER!!

In other news, poop stinks

[quikag]

Its no wonder this guys owns a Porsche! Hell im in.

Yep, the Porsche actually showed up in my garage out of nowhere the following morning after drinking my first bottle of Zeal. Keys were in the ignition.

It's good stuff for sure.

[Gasser64]

While very, very nice, it isn't sustainable.

That does raise a bit of a question. Why wouldn't it be sustainable? Some of these companies have actually been around for a good while. If you were the salesman type, just had that salesman personality, seems like you could just go on and on until the pyramid finally collapsed. And then, just move on to the next pyramid.

Don't get me wrong I loathe all this crap. I just hate the overall feel of it. But it does raise the question because the one I mentioned, visalus, has been around for years now.