need help with scammer local guy

[Gasser64]

Just called and asked for Chuck and Dan Bishop, neither one is at that number

I'm dan bishop. Can I help you?

[Whiteboy]

There is nothing sweet about that Camaro and it is not a 100k car. I would sport an 88' IROC in white or blue but I would not touch the car in the auction.

Yea ok. And you own what?

[racrguy]

Yea ok. And you own what?

He owns a fucking unicorn, man. Just ask him, he'll fucking tell you or don't ask him, he'll fucking tell you anyway.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

He owns a fucking unicorn, man. Just ask him, he'll fucking tell you or don't ask him, he'll fucking tell you anyway.

Bitch please! He has two unicorns.

[racrguy]

Bitch please! He has two unicorns.

Please! Sir! I'm trying to help svo maintain a bit of modesty!

[Forever_frost]

Bitch please! He has two unicorns.

There was a horrible accident with my rifle. He has no unicorns.

I however have a unicorn rug which beats the cow ones all to hell.

[Gasser64]

Well I gotta... a uh.. well shit.

[Chas_svo]

There was a horrible accident with my rifle. He has no unicorns.

I however have a unicorn rug which beats the cow ones all to hell.

Nice!

[svauto-erotic855]

Yea ok. And you own what?

I own plenty of cars but that one is just not suited to my taste and I do not see any value in it. Having worked on and flipped a pile of them in the early 2000s I can not stand them.

He owns a fucking unicorn, man. Just ask him, he'll fucking tell you or don't ask him, he'll fucking tell you anyway.

What is a Unicorn? Is that more gay shit dude?

[racrguy]

I own plenty of cars but that one is just not suited to my taste and I do not see any value in it. Having worked on and flipped a pile of them in the early 2000s I can not stand them.




What is a Unicorn? Is that more gay shit dude?

Only in your mind.

[svauto-erotic855]

You have a tramp stamp of one don't you?

[racrguy]

You have a tramp stamp of one don't you?

I bet you've already got it pictured in your head. Faggot.

[svauto-erotic855]

You are correct in that I am trying to build a mental picture of you in my mind. Do you have a piece of clothing with the Super man S on it or a tattoo of the same anywhere on your body? Have you gotten rid of the sort of beard that you were sporting the last time I saw you? Are you still a sickly white color?

[racrguy]

You are correct in that I am trying to build a mental picture of you in my mind. Do you have a piece of clothing with the Super man S on it or a tattoo of the same anywhere on your body? Have you gotten rid of the sort of beard that you were sporting the last time I saw you? Are you still a sickly white color?

I can't recall the last time I met any overcompensating pricks. When did we meet?

[svauto-erotic855]

Yea ok. And you own what?

I forgot to mention. Over the past 10 years I have bought 3 Mustangs from you but none of them were anything special.