My old lady discovered donks today

[YALE]

Yeah, I know. I don't know how she missed them over the past decade. We were cruising through picturesque Ruston La, and she spotted an older RWD Generous Motors vehicle with giant rims and a significant lift. Her eyes went wide and she zoned in on it.

Her: "What was that?!"
Me: "What was what?"
Her: "That car..."
Me: "That donk?"
Her: "It's called a donk? That's a terrible name for a car."
Me: "I don't disagree."

I started laughing, and she started realizing how many she'd actually seen before.

Her: "OHHHH!!! Is that why people go to rent a tire?"

I had to pull over to finish laughing, and I think I laughed hard enough to take a few minutes off my life. I love this woman.

[Ruffdaddy]

Ive never heard the term donk in reference to a car either...do you love me?

[lincolnboy]

Know she gonna wanna watch Straight outa compton

[Tremor14]

she's prolly gonna leave you for Tyrone

[lincolnboy]

[46Tbird]

Man, what's she gonna do when she realizes there are also Boxes and Bubbles?

[YALE]

These are the responses I came here for.

[orphan Shelby]

Who don't like a well done donk?

[Tremor14]

I used to see Marion Barber all the time in Victory Park in his.. that bitch was BAD. i dont see how it was less than an 800hp car.

[Tremor14]

speaking of NFL'ers and their cars..

http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/10/nfl-players-cars/

[Tremor14]

reggie bush is a classy mofo

[YALE]

It occurs to me that rim repos are probably a thing of beauty.

[Sean88gt]

Tyrone took 3 to the chest, I'm sure Yale would deliver the other 13.

[Tremor14]

that was a hoax though.

[YALE]

If she chooses Tyrone, so be it.