Any men's league baseball players here?

[Nash B.]

You aren't the obnoxious softball guy?

no, but I play with a few of them. There's this tall, fat douche that used to be pretty strong. He hits fly balls on the regular - either the 315' variety or 200'. He hit one Monday night in his first at bat, and the pitcher throws 4 pitches over his head the next at bat. He swings at 2 - fouled the first off and popped up to center. The LCF dropped it, but was able to get him at first because he doesn't run.
The next inning, their pitcher (same type of hitter) came up and Dipshit McSuperstar told our pitcher not to give him anything to hit. I told him to fucking pitch to him - he's a terrible hitter with a little power, there was nobody on, and they only had 1 HR left. He walked him and I was pissed. He said he was setting up the double play but the next guy was 2 for 2 and hit a double off the fence.

[dsrtuckteezy]

sounds like serious business

[Nash B.]

It's as serious as any other hobby that takes up a few hours of my time every week.