Gas Monkey Bar and Grill Caught Cheating By The TABC

[jluv]

I've noticed that most people don't know what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to liquor. Especially the " I only drink X crowd ".

I only drink Crown, and I can damn sure tell when I'm not drinking Crown. Now, there are a very few other whiskeys that I've had that taste extremely similar, and you could probably fool me with those when mixed, but those aren't "well" drinks, either, so...

[Trip McNeely]

7 & Seven. Hard to screw that up.

[jw33]

What kind of dipshit drinks with a straw?

[Baba Ganoush]

Lol^^

I've seen the "liquor down the straw" trick used on drunks when the bar didn't feel like serving them anymore.

[Gasser64]

I've noticed that most people don't know what the fuck they are talking about when it comes to liquor. Especially the " I only drink X crowd ".

I'm one of those people. I'm really not much of a drinker, really the only time I do it is socially and that's only because its the general theme of the get together.

That said, my boss is always making me try his new expensive ass top shelf stuff. Reason I said the guests should be able to tell, is that it doesn't burn lol. He's always trying new ones but it seems to me that he never buys anything that burns, and its always the expensive shit. So if they handed me one that burned my nose hairs like one member said, I'd know I'd been cheated. But that'd be the only way I'd know lol

He gave me one the other day and told me afterwards that I'd just drank $50. I felt like an asshole

[dsrtuckteezy]

What kind of dipshit drinks with a straw?

word. girls, and fags

[dsrtuckteezy]

He gave me one the other day and told me afterwards that I'd just drank $50. I felt like an asshole

did you at least give him a courtesy BJ?

[Gasser64]

did you at least give him a courtesy BJ?

urr hurr

Just his personality. He thinks its funny to do shit like that

[Silverback]

I don't order top shelf shit and this is one of the reasons why. Another is that they're usually overpriced. I save my taste for the good stuff for private atmospheres.

And I agree with jluv. There is no faking Crown.

I dunno guys, I've been slipping JLuv bottles of crown filled with Texas Crown Club for years!

[Z06killinsbf]

I dunno guys, I've been slipping JLuv bottles of crown filled with Texas Crown Club for years!

Have you actually drank that stuff?

[Silverback]

Have you actually drank that stuff?

have you actually drank Crown Royal???

[Z06killinsbf]

have you actually drank Crown Royal???

Yes but that Canadian Texas crap is like loosely flavored rubbing alcohol

[CexMashean]

Also, Coal Chamber will be out there tomorrow night. Kind of makes me want to go and order cheap (relatively) drinks.

[Broncojohnny]

Not sure who goes to the ass monkey bar and grill any way...

[DON SVO]

Also, Coal Chamber will be out there tomorrow night. Kind of makes me want to go and order cheap (relatively) drinks.

I'll be there. Already got my tickets. I don't care if it's at Gas Monkey, I am gonna see Coal Chamber damnit.