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  • #61
    Where I live right now is part of an HOA. They aren't great. They sent a letter recently for us having a vehicle parked in the street. The street is 3 times wider than any other neighborhood I've ever lived in. They can suck a dick. There is also a greenbelt behind the house that they are supposed to mow, but they aren't consistent about it. And, instead of weed eating along the back of everyone's fences, they put roundup down so they don't have to mess with it for a while. Our house has an aluminum (looks like wrought iron) fence, so it's open to the greenbelt. When they spray their roundup, it leaves a nasty yellow stripe at the base of the fence where grass should be. Lazy assholes.

    I'm moving to CO next week, and bought a place on the side of a mountain. We have 1.5 acres, and there are maybe 20-30 houses spread out on the side of this mountain, and down at the base, that are all part of an HOA. Most of the houses have around an acre, and they are spread out pretty good, nothing like a typical neighborhood.

    Anyway, the HOA fees are right at $1000/year, but we get private fishing access to a world class trout fishing river at the base of the mountain, a private pond stocked with tons of huge trout, a large picnic pavilion area with a huge fire pit, etc. There's one way in and one way out over a cool little bridge that they maintain. They plow all of the roads up to everyone's driveway throughout the winter, which is crucial, because there are some steep switchbacks to get up where my place is. They treat those same roads (all unpaved rock) with some stuff to keep the dust from flying up during the rest of the year. We're on a shared community well, so no water bills. They have hiking groups every week, a group every morning that walks down and feeds the fish in the pond, a big cookout/pot luck every two weeks at the pavilion, etc.

    Some of the rules are a pain. I can't park any kind of trailer outside. I can't erect any kind of building that isn't attached to the house. Any improvements I want to the outside of the house, I have to get permission. That kind of stuff. I don't have to worry about yard work, though, as they don't have "yards" up there. It's literally just wilderness, and you're supposed to leave it natural.

    But I tell you what - the mountain on the other side of the main road doesn't have any kind of HOA, and it's not nearly as nice. Old trailers, scrap wood and metal in yards, and just not as visually appealing in general. There's a clear difference when you drive through both sides. So far, the HOA seems like it's going to be a good thing, but I guess I won't know for sure until we get settled in.

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    • #62
      I am certainly for HOA's in general. I've had a few run in's with ours, but it was able to be resolved. Without the HOA in our neighborhood a bunch of homes might have been purchased by investors and rented out. For whatever reason those houses NEVER look nice.

      That said we just sold our home for a mighty fine profit and are building a house in a neighborhood in the country (1 acre lots) that also has an HOA. At first I didn't want that, but after talking to a few banks it becomes an issue with appraisal values (and resale) if you are trying to spend a decent amount on a home. Basically if there are no nicer homes near you they are unable to properly comp your home resulting in a lower evaluation.
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      • #63
        Originally posted by Magnus View Post
        Let them bark inside, or let the owners get served with a noise violation ticket.

        Let's just ban all dogs so the sites two raging homosexuals can be happy.

        Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
        If you think its ok to leave your dogs outside barking all day and night in an HOA neighborhood then youre the trash im talking about.
        My dogs stay inside. Nice try though.
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
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        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
          Let's just ban all dogs so the sites two raging homosexuals can be happy.
          I guarantee you no one on this fucking board likes the thought of a dog less than 20 feet from their bedroom window barking all fucking night long. How fucking stupid do you have to be?
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          • #65
            In the words of the great svo: "Fuck dogs!"

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            • #66
              Well, he has had to deal with every breed imaginable, twice, this year.
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                • #68
                  Fuck a HOA I have no issues and live in a nice area

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                  • #69
                    I dont have an HOA, and my street is mostly ~250k houses. It's nice. The area behind our house is HOA, and they dont do anything but mow the entrance to the area. The people directly behind my next door neighbor is renting, and they are loud, and they have a pack of dogs that bark constantly. He's been to their association meetings, etc, and they wont do anything. They forward him to the police for complaints.

                    We looked at a house that was really nice, nice area, etc, but noticed that the majority of the houses were for sale on the street, as well as several streets around. I stopped and asked a guy what was up, and he said the HOA was a henhouse of assholes, and they were sending out several letters a week to everyone. He said at the last meeting he went to, they replied to a question with " you can sell your house and move if you dont like it" and everyone was trying to bail.
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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                      If you think its ok to leave your dogs outside barking all day and night in an HOA neighborhood then youre the trash im talking about.
                      ^^^^^
                      lol at this assclown calling anybody trash.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                        So what part of that equals your HOA keeping the rif raf out?
                        there are still some. To totally get away from that you need to buy a bit more home than what I bought. Some rules about parking rv s junk cars etc is a good thing. At least if you have a problem about something you have rules that were signed by each owner when they bought the house. You don't like them tough shit you should have thought about it before you moved here

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                        • #72
                          I live in the sticks. Buy enough land you don;t have to put up with any of this BS. THat said, my jackass neighbor put a .223 through my back door, interior door and wall. I'll deal with that before I will do an HOA. EFF the HOA nazi's. They HATE car people with a passion.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                            We looked at a house that was really nice, nice area, etc, but noticed that the majority of the houses were for sale on the street, as well as several streets around. I stopped and asked a guy what was up, and he said the HOA was a henhouse of assholes, and they were sending out several letters a week to everyone. He said at the last meeting he went to, they replied to a question with " you can sell your house and move if you dont like it" and everyone was trying to bail.
                            That sounds like my Dad's neighborhood....he lives in an older lake community on Eagle Mountain, and those friggin people are a bunch of assholes just thirsting for some sort of authority over others. They've got these old grumpy retired fucks running the thing, with nothing better to do but piss on their neighbors constantly. Every time I drive over there I'm guaranteed to see at least a couple of them walking with their crossing-guard vest on, as if they are something important. They literally walk the streets and look for shit every day.

                            This is how bad it's gotten - it's a lake community, many homes right on the water and they have community boat ramps....yet, somehow this gang of old farts has managed to put a rule in-place that you cannot store a boat at your home for any longer than 2 -days, even if you have boat parking behind a fence! It's a damned lake community...maybe if they don't want to look at boats, they shouldn't live there.

                            My Dad is an old drunk that can be pretty mean sometimes, he got up one morning and caught one of them in his backyard (let himself in through the gate), the guy claimed to be inspecting his "landscaping & shrubbery"...the old man pulled a pistol on the guy and ran him off....scared the piss out of that geezer....the cops were called, but luckily took Pop's side, because they said regardless what he was there for, he was trespassing. They do tend to avoid my Dad now, though.
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                            • #74
                              Fuck HOA's. I have enouh bullshit laws from the city, county, state, and feds to worry about, I don't see the point in volunteering for more. I have decent neihbors that care, and they cut their grass. One guy works on his cars on occasion, and that is fine. My only complain is some stupid yipping dogs behind us, but that is not enough to warrant more rules in an already over legislated society.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                                You must live in one of those baller neighborhoods... $1MM plus homes and shit.
                                No, homes here are not $1MM.
                                Originally posted by davbrucas
                                I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                                Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                                You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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