Internet said Obama said I can print my own money.....

[Craizie]

Yes.

I was just kidding. haha. haha. Good times.

[Denny]

Yes.

What if you sold some coke and just tried to pass it off as flour?

[Craizie]

Now we're asking the important questions.

[Snatch Napkin]

What if you sold some coke and just tried to pass it off as flour?

Ah, the laughs...

"You want how much for this flour?!?"


"I tried baking a cake, but it turned into a very hard pancake. Now I've got all of these stray prostitutes hanging out on my porch, fighting over territory."

[svauto-erotic855]

Trying to selling that flour to an undercover officer while passing it off as coke is the thing as it really being coke I believe.

"Trying to sell that flour to an undercover officer while passing it off as coke is the same thing as it really being coke I believe"

This is what I was trying to say but I could hardly think when I was trying to type it the first time.

[Craizie]

"Trying to sell that flour to an undercover officer while passing it off as coke is the same thing as it really being coke I believe"

This is what I was trying to say but I could hardly think when I was trying to type it the first time.

Just have your friend video record it and come out yelling " it's a prank bro!" When shit goes south.

[Forever_frost]

I was surprised too. My ex and another dom did an all day double session with a client in downtown and they hit the glass cactus (I think) after the session was over for drinks. They started texting me as soon as they hit 75. Thank god I am a light sleeper but it made for a rough workday today.

Correction: they hit "The Joule hotel's" bar called "The Midnight Rambler" for drinks.

Unless your ex is a guy and his buddy is a guy, it'd be domme.

Just a thought.

[Tremor14]

'le bush

[svauto-erotic855]

Unless your ex is a guy and his buddy is a guy, it'd be domme.

Just a thought.

I was just using short hand. My ex is very much a gal, so much so that we nearly had a kid together.

[Denny]

Define nearly.

[svauto-erotic855]

Define nearly.

We stopped using birth control and she got pregnant. Unfortunately she had a miscarriage and the emotional fallout from that ended our long term relationship (5 years) and now we are just friends who fuck a lot.

[matts5.0]

I need to meet you, there's no way your a real person.

[svauto-erotic855]

I need to meet you, there's no way your a real person.

I am very real. I just seem odd to the people whom I do not know because I choose to live by my own rules and my rules are not mainstream.

[Tremor14]

he';s also a 1%er

[svauto-erotic855]

he';s also a 1%er

Where did you hear that? I do not ride a Harley and really do not like them at all. I like bikers just fine but I wish they would ride a better bike.