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  • Darwin Awards - Fireworks edition

    "Hold my beer and watch this."


    CALAIS, Maine - One young Maine man is dead after he put a fireworks mortar on his head and*set it off, according to officials.

    Devon Staples, 22, died instantly, said Maine Public Safety Spokesperson Steve McCausland.

    McCausland says Staples had been drinking with friends at a home in Calais, Maine, Saturday night. The incident occurred at approximately 10 p.m. EST.

    Officials say this is the first death attributed to fireworks since Maine legalized them two years ago.

    Investigators said there were non-fatal injuries from private fireworks incidents in the Maine towns of Friendship, Lebanon, Jefferson, Woodstock and a separate incident in Calais. McCausland said those injuries consisted of burns and eye injuries.

  • #2
    Its not a party until someone gets hurt.

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    • #3
      I'm sure it totally seemed like a good idea at the time.

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      • #4
        "Stupid is as stupid does."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
          Its not a party until someone gets hurt.
          Yep! I told a chick to stop standing down wind from the tubes last night. Her hair caught fire a few minutes later lol.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
            Yep! I told a chick to stop standing down wind from the tubes last night. Her hair caught fire a few minutes later lol.
            Was her name Kelly, by chance?

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            • #7
              Close, Courtney lol.

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              • #8
                Society shouldn't protect the stupid ones. Let them die off so that the species can become smarter. Survival of the fittest.
                Last edited by line-em-up; 07-05-2015, 08:17 PM.

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                • #9
                  Things of the past sir,

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                  • #10
                    So his actual last words were "hold my beer, watch this."

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                    • #11
                      Devon must have nine lives. Because so far he's died three times in the last 24 hours. AND He died a few times last year around this time.
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                      Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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                      • #12
                        You mean the internets aren't true?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
                          You mean the internets aren't true?
                          It might have happened some time, but. People keep reposting it over and over again. Changing the dates.
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                          Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                            Was her name Kelly, by chance?
                            Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
                            Close, Courtney lol.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by soap View Post
                              It might have happened some time, but. People keep reposting it over and over again. Changing the dates.
                              It sure is on a lot of major news websites for it to be fake.

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