What's the sickest you have ever been?

[CJ]

Food poisoning about two months ago.

the horror.

[jdgregory84]

The flu. Lost my appetite, throw up, and diarrhea. Fuck that. The last time I had it I lost like 8 pounds in a few days.

[YALE]

Food poisoning. Got the chicken strips at Papa's Pizza back in the day, and got salmonella.

[Gasser64]

Food poisoning has gotten me multiple times. Fuck it hurts. Never used to happen to me, I'm thinking food quality has gone way down in the past 5 years. Its to the point where if it even looks the tiniest bit sketchy, I won't eat it. Got a list of places I won't eat as well. That stupid Soul Man's BBq, Arbys, Red lobster, Huddle House...

Red lobster was the worst. Got to be the same stomach virus many of you describe. Can't stop vomiting; first time or two, it doesn't really hurt. Not enough to complain about. But on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th time, its extremely miserable and you're ready to kill some cook. Had to go to hospital for anti vomiting drug

[Trip McNeely]

Stomach Bug. (Norovirus) Seem to get it every other year.

[BMCSean]

I haven't ever been horribly sick, just a nasty flu or two.
However, I got to find out today that my 21 y/o woman has breast cancer. Rarest and quickest spreading kind too apparently. Feel pretty helpless right now...

Sorry to hear that, best thing you can do is support her 1000% and help her fight it. Stand behind her for whatever she decides to do and remember that your strength with the situation will keep her strength up.

[46Tbird]

I haven't ever been horribly sick, just a nasty flu or two.
However, I got to find out today that my 21 y/o woman has breast cancer. Rarest and quickest spreading kind too apparently. Feel pretty helpless right now...

Hey man, I'm sorry to hear that. I have a very good friend that experienced the same thing at 28. Her doctor said that women are getting aggressive cancers at a younger age these days. Love her, support her, and get ready for a ride. It's important for both of you to keep a positive attitude.

[crapstang]

Sorry to hear that, best thing you can do is support her 1000% and help her fight it. Stand behind her for whatever she decides to do and remember that your strength with the situation will keep her strength up.

Hey man, I'm sorry to hear that. I have a very good friend that experienced the same thing at 28. Her doctor said that women are getting aggressive cancers at a younger age these days. Love her, support her, and get ready for a ride. It's important for both of you to keep a positive attitude.

Thanks guys. Kinda makes me realize I take a lot for granted. She's not a weak person, so it gives me faith. Regardless, we're gonna go do some things and see some places. I wouldn't be where I'm at today without her and I more than owe her. Couldn't have dreamed of someone better.

[SS Junk]

Had pneumonia when 7 years old and was bedridden for a month. Next one was some funky flu where I was down for a week. Too sick to smoke. After the week, figured I hadn't smoked in that long so I quit. Made it much easier.

[Tremor14]

mine has to be mono also. I was in my early 20s and caught it from some chick i was messing around with. that shit had me floored for 2 or 3 weeks straight.

I did develop montezumas revenge earlier this year after a trip to Cabo, but i felt fine other than watery shits every 15 minutes for 3-4 days.

I thought I had da aids one time, when i lost an unexplained 20 pounds while i was living in austin the 1st time. i got da test, and came out clean, not sure what happened there, but i never regained the weight.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I thought I had da aids one time, when i lost an unexplained 20 pounds while i was living in austin the 1st time. i got da test, and came out clean, not sure what happened there, but i never regained the weight.

That what happens when a brotha mistakes Tabasco for ketchup.

[Tremor14]

It may have been substituting calories for Lone Star

[68RR]

Had pneumonia 3 times, diverticulitis twice, and the flu many times, but the absolute worse was the shingles! Pure hell for 2 weeks.

[soap]

Tell you what else fucked me up a few times. Drinking too much Redbull not going to bathroom when I should. Caused some severe UTI's. I'm talking about not being able to piss for three days straight. My bladder hurt so and my balls hurt so bad. My dick had a slow leak had to take a shower and change clothes five times a day.

[lowthreeohz]

That's called chlamydia, soap.